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Act 4, Scene 2 — Padua. Before Baptista’s house.
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The argument Hortensio renounces Bianca after watching her openly flirt with the disguised Lucentio, while Tranio recruits a wandering merchant to impersonate Vincentio and give Baptista his 'father's blessing' for the marriage.
Enter Tranio and Hortensio.
TRANIO ≋ verse TRANIO's moment

Is ’t possible, friend Licio, that Mistress Bianca

Doth fancy any other but Lucentio?

I tell you, sir, she bears me fair in hand.

Is ’t possible, friend Licio, that Mistress Bianca Doth fancy any other but Lucentio? I tell you, sir, she bears me fair in hand.

Is ’t possible, friend Licio, that Mistress Bianca Doth fancy any other but Lucentio? I tell you, si...

Is ’t possible, friend Licio, that Mistress Bianca Doth fancy any other but Lucentio? I...

HORTENSIO ≋ verse HORTENSIO's moment

Sir, to satisfy you in what I have said,

Stand by and mark the manner of his teaching.

Sir, to satisfy you in what I have said, Stand by and mark the manner of his teaching.

Sir, to satisfy you in what I have said, Stand by and mark the manner of his teaching.

Sir, to satisfy you in what I have said, Stand by and mark the manner of his teaching.

[_They stand aside._]
Enter Bianca and Lucentio.
LUCENTIO LUCENTIO's moment

Now, mistress, profit you in what you read?

Now, mistress, profit you in what you read?

Now, mistress, profit you in what you read?

Now, mistress, profit you in what you read?

BIANCA BIANCA's moment

What, master, read you? First resolve me that.

What, master, read you? First resolve me that.

What, master, read you? First resolve me that.

What, master, read you? First resolve me that.

LUCENTIO LUCENTIO's moment

I read that I profess, _The Art to Love_.

I read that I profess, _The Art to Love_.

I read that I profess, _The Art to Love_.

I read that I profess, _The Art to Love_.

"The Art to Love" Ovid's Ars Amatoria — the Latin manual of seduction that Tranio recommended back in 1-1 as an alternative to pure philosophy. Lucentio has stopped pretending to teach Latin and is now openly quoting the love poetry.
BIANCA BIANCA's moment

And may you prove, sir, master of your art!

And may you prove, sir, master of your art!

And may you prove, sir, master of your art!

And may you prove, sir, master of your art!

LUCENTIO LUCENTIO's moment

While you, sweet dear, prove mistress of my heart.

While you, sweet dear, prove mistress of my heart.

While you, sweet dear, prove mistress of my heart.

While you, sweet dear, prove mistress of my heart.

[_They retire._]
HORTENSIO ≋ verse HORTENSIO's moment

Quick proceeders, marry! Now tell me, I pray,

You that durst swear that your Mistress Bianca

Lov’d none in the world so well as Lucentio.

Quick proceeders, marry! Now tell me, I pray, You that durst swear that your Mistress Bianca Lov’d none in the world so well as Lucentio.

Quick proceeders, marry! Now tell me, I pray, You that durst swear that your Mistress Bianca Lov’d n...

Quick proceeders, marry! Now tell me, I pray, You that durst swear that your Mistress...

TRANIO ≋ verse TRANIO's moment

O despiteful love! unconstant womankind!

I tell thee, Licio, this is wonderful.

O despiteful love! unconstant womankind! I tell thee, Licio, this is wonderful.

O despiteful love! unconstant womankind! I tell thee, Licio, this is wonderful.

O despiteful love! unconstant womankind! I tell thee, Licio, this is wonderful.

HORTENSIO ≋ verse HORTENSIO's moment

Mistake no more; I am not Licio.

Nor a musician as I seem to be;

But one that scorn to live in this disguise

For such a one as leaves a gentleman

And makes a god of such a cullion:

Know, sir, that I am call’d Hortensio.

Mistake no more; I am not Licio. Nor a musician as I seem to be; But one that scorn to live in this disguise For such a one as leaves a gentleman And ...

Mistake no more; I am not Licio. Nor a musician as I seem to be; But one that scorn to live in this ...

Mistake no more; I am not Licio. Nor a musician as I seem to be;...

TRANIO ≋ verse TRANIO's moment

Signior Hortensio, I have often heard

Of your entire affection to Bianca;

And since mine eyes are witness of her lightness,

I will with you, if you be so contented,

Forswear Bianca and her love for ever.

Signior Hortensio, I have often heard Of your entire affection to Bianca; And since mine eyes are witness of her lightness, I will with you, if you be...

Signior Hortensio, I have often heard Of your entire affection to Bianca; And since mine eyes are wi...

Signior Hortensio, I have often heard Of your entire affection to Bianca; And since mine...

HORTENSIO ≋ verse HORTENSIO's moment

See, how they kiss and court! Signior Lucentio,

Here is my hand, and here I firmly vow

Never to woo her more, but do forswear her,

As one unworthy all the former favours

That I have fondly flatter’d her withal.

See, how they kiss and court! Signior Lucentio, Here is my hand, and here I firmly vow Never to woo her more, but do forswear her, As one unworthy all...

See, how they kiss and court! Signior Lucentio, Here is my hand, and here I firmly vow Never to woo ...

See, how they kiss and court! Signior Lucentio, Here is my hand, and here I...

TRANIO ≋ verse TRANIO's moment

And here I take the like unfeigned oath,

Never to marry with her though she would entreat;

Fie on her! See how beastly she doth court him!

And here I take the like unfeigned oath, Never to marry with her though she would entreat; Fie on her! See how beastly she doth court him!

And here I take the like unfeigned oath, Never to marry with her though she would entreat; Fie on he...

And here I take the like unfeigned oath, Never to marry with her though she...

HORTENSIO ≋ verse HORTENSIO's moment

Would all the world but he had quite forsworn!

For me, that I may surely keep mine oath,

I will be married to a wealthy widow

Ere three days pass, which hath as long lov’d me

As I have lov’d this proud disdainful haggard.

And so farewell, Signior Lucentio.

Kindness in women, not their beauteous looks,

Shall win my love; and so I take my leave,

In resolution as I swore before.

Would all the world but he had quite forsworn! For me, that I may surely keep mine oath, I will be married to a wealthy widow Ere three days pass, whi...

Would all the world but he had quite forsworn! For me, that I may surely keep mine oath, I will be m...

Would all the world but he had quite forsworn! For me, that I may surely...

[_Exit Hortensio. Lucentio and Bianca advance._]
TRANIO ≋ verse TRANIO's moment

Mistress Bianca, bless you with such grace

As ’longeth to a lover’s blessed case!

Nay, I have ta’en you napping, gentle love,

And have forsworn you with Hortensio.

Mistress Bianca, bless you with such grace As ’longeth to a lover’s blessed case! Nay, I have ta’en you napping, gentle love, And have forsworn you wi...

Mistress Bianca, bless you with such grace As ’longeth to a lover’s blessed case! Nay, I have ta’en ...

Mistress Bianca, bless you with such grace As ’longeth to a lover’s blessed case! Nay,...

BIANCA BIANCA's moment

Tranio, you jest; but have you both forsworn me?

Tranio, you jest; but have you both forsworn me?

Tranio, you jest; but have you both forsworn me?

Tranio, you jest; but have you both forsworn me?

TRANIO TRANIO's moment

Mistress, we have.

Mistress, we have.

Mistress, we have.

Mistress, we have.

LUCENTIO LUCENTIO's moment

Then we are rid of Licio.

Then we are rid of Licio.

Then we are rid of Licio.

Then we are rid of Licio.

TRANIO ≋ verse TRANIO's moment

I’ faith, he’ll have a lusty widow now,

That shall be woo’d and wedded in a day.

I’ faith, he’ll have a lusty widow now, That shall be woo’d and wedded in a day.

I’ faith, he’ll have a lusty widow now, That shall be woo’d and wedded in a day.

I’ faith, he’ll have a lusty widow now, That shall be woo’d and wedded in a day.

BIANCA BIANCA's moment

God give him joy!

God give him joy!

God give him joy!

God give him joy!

TRANIO TRANIO's moment

Ay, and he’ll tame her.

Ay, and he’ll tame her.

Ay, and he’ll tame her.

Ay, and he’ll tame her.

BIANCA BIANCA's moment

He says so, Tranio.

He says so, Tranio.

He says so, Tranio.

He says so, Tranio.

TRANIO TRANIO's moment

Faith, he is gone unto the taming-school.

Faith, he is gone unto the taming-school.

Faith, he is gone unto the taming-school.

Faith, he is gone unto the taming-school.

BIANCA BIANCA's moment

The taming-school! What, is there such a place?

The taming-school! What, is there such a place?

The taming-school! What, is there such a place?

The taming-school! What, is there such a place?

TRANIO ≋ verse TRANIO's moment

Ay, mistress; and Petruchio is the master,

That teacheth tricks eleven and twenty long,

To tame a shrew and charm her chattering tongue.

Ay, mistress; and Petruchio is the master, That teacheth tricks eleven and twenty long, To tame a shrew and charm her chattering tongue.

Ay, mistress; and Petruchio is the master, That teacheth tricks eleven and twenty long, To tame a sh...

Ay, mistress; and Petruchio is the master, That teacheth tricks eleven and twenty long, To...

Enter Biondello, running.
BIONDELLO ≋ verse BIONDELLO's moment

O master, master! I have watch’d so long

That I am dog-weary; but at last I spied

An ancient angel coming down the hill

Will serve the turn.

O master, master! I have watch’d so long That I am dog-weary; but at last I spied An ancient angel coming down the hill Will serve the turn.

O master, master! I have watch’d so long That I am dog-weary; but at last I spied An ancient angel c...

O master, master! I have watch’d so long That I am dog-weary; but at last...

TRANIO TRANIO's moment

What is he, Biondello?

What is he, Biondello?

What is he, Biondello?

What is he, Biondello?

BIONDELLO ≋ verse BIONDELLO's moment

Master, a mercatante or a pedant,

I know not what; but formal in apparel,

In gait and countenance surely like a father.

Master, a mercatante or a pedant, I know not what; but formal in apparel, In gait and countenance surely like a father.

Master, a mercatante or a pedant, I know not what; but formal in apparel, In gait and countenance su...

Master, a mercatante or a pedant, I know not what; but formal in apparel, In...

LUCENTIO LUCENTIO's moment

And what of him, Tranio?

And what of him, Tranio?

And what of him, Tranio?

And what of him, Tranio?

TRANIO ≋ verse TRANIO's moment

If he be credulous and trust my tale,

I’ll make him glad to seem Vincentio,

And give assurance to Baptista Minola,

As if he were the right Vincentio.

Take in your love, and then let me alone.

If he be credulous and trust my tale, I’ll make him glad to seem Vincentio, And give assurance to Baptista Minola, As if he were the right Vincentio. ...

If he be credulous and trust my tale, I’ll make him glad to seem Vincentio, And give assurance to Ba...

If he be credulous and trust my tale, I’ll make him glad to seem Vincentio,...

[_Exeunt Lucentio and Bianca._]
Enter a Pedant.
PEDANT PEDANT's moment

God save you, sir!

God save you, sir!

God save you, sir!

God save you, sir!

TRANIO ≋ verse TRANIO's moment

And you, sir! you are welcome.

Travel you far on, or are you at the farthest?

And you, sir! you are welcome. Travel you far on, or are you at the farthest?

And you, sir! you are welcome. Travel you far on, or are you at the farthest?

And you, sir! you are welcome. Travel you far on, or are you at the farthest?

PEDANT ≋ verse PEDANT's moment

Sir, at the farthest for a week or two;

But then up farther, and as far as Rome;

And so to Tripoli, if God lend me life.

Sir, at the farthest for a week or two; But then up farther, and as far as Rome; And so to Tripoli, if God lend me life.

Sir, at the farthest for a week or two; But then up farther, and as far as Rome; And so to Tripoli, ...

Sir, at the farthest for a week or two; But then up farther, and as...

TRANIO TRANIO's moment

What countryman, I pray?

What countryman, I pray?

What countryman, I pray?

What countryman, I pray?

PEDANT PEDANT's moment

Of Mantua.

Of Mantua.

Of Mantua.

Of Mantua.

TRANIO ≋ verse TRANIO's moment

Of Mantua, sir? Marry, God forbid,

And come to Padua, careless of your life!

Of Mantua, sir? Marry, God forbid, And come to Padua, careless of your life!

Of Mantua, sir? Marry, God forbid, And come to Padua, careless of your life!

Of Mantua, sir? Marry, God forbid, And come to Padua, careless of your life!

🎭 Dramatic irony Tranio tells the Pedant that Mantuans are under a death sentence in Padua — a complete fabrication. The audience watches an entirely innocent traveler get panicked into becoming a criminal impersonator through a lie invented on the spot.
PEDANT PEDANT's moment

My life, sir! How, I pray? for that goes hard.

My life, sir! How, I pray? for that goes hard.

My life, sir! How, I pray? for that goes hard.

My life, sir! How, I pray? for that goes hard.

TRANIO ≋ verse TRANIO's moment

’Tis death for anyone in Mantua

To come to Padua. Know you not the cause?

Your ships are stay’d at Venice; and the Duke,—

For private quarrel ’twixt your Duke and him,—

Hath publish’d and proclaim’d it openly.

’Tis marvel, but that you are but newly come

You might have heard it else proclaim’d about.

’Tis death for anyone in Mantua To come to Padua. Know you not the cause? Your ships are stay’d at Venice; and the Duke,— For private quarrel ’twixt y...

’Tis death for anyone in Mantua To come to Padua. Know you not the cause? Your ships are stay’d at V...

’Tis death for anyone in Mantua To come to Padua. Know you not the cause?...

PEDANT ≋ verse PEDANT's moment

Alas, sir! it is worse for me than so;

For I have bills for money by exchange

From Florence, and must here deliver them.

Alas, sir! it is worse for me than so; For I have bills for money by exchange From Florence, and must here deliver them.

Alas, sir! it is worse for me than so; For I have bills for money by exchange From Florence, and mus...

Alas, sir! it is worse for me than so; For I have bills for money...

"bills for money by exchange" Bills of exchange were commercial documents used to transfer money across cities — a common merchant's tool. The Pedant has financial business in Padua that requires him to be present. Tranio has chosen his leverage perfectly.
TRANIO ≋ verse TRANIO's moment

Well, sir, to do you courtesy,

This will I do, and this I will advise you:

First, tell me, have you ever been at Pisa?

Well, sir, to do you courtesy, This will I do, and this I will advise you: First, tell me, have you ever been at Pisa?

Well, sir, to do you courtesy, This will I do, and this I will advise you: First, tell me, have you ...

Well, sir, to do you courtesy, This will I do, and this I will advise...

PEDANT ≋ verse PEDANT's moment

Ay, sir, in Pisa have I often been,

Pisa renowned for grave citizens.

Ay, sir, in Pisa have I often been, Pisa renowned for grave citizens.

Ay, sir, in Pisa have I often been, Pisa renowned for grave citizens.

Ay, sir, in Pisa have I often been, Pisa renowned for grave citizens.

TRANIO TRANIO's moment

Among them know you one Vincentio?

Among them know you one Vincentio?

Among them know you one Vincentio?

Among them know you one Vincentio?

PEDANT ≋ verse PEDANT's moment

I know him not, but I have heard of him,

A merchant of incomparable wealth.

I know him not, but I have heard of him, A merchant of incomparable wealth.

I know him not, but I have heard of him, A merchant of incomparable wealth.

I know him not, but I have heard of him, A merchant of incomparable wealth.

TRANIO ≋ verse TRANIO's moment

He is my father, sir; and, sooth to say,

In countenance somewhat doth resemble you.

He is my father, sir; and, sooth to say, In countenance somewhat doth resemble you.

He is my father, sir; and, sooth to say, In countenance somewhat doth resemble you.

He is my father, sir; and, sooth to say, In countenance somewhat doth resemble you.

[_Aside._] As much as an apple doth an oyster, and all one.
TRANIO ≋ verse TRANIO's moment

To save your life in this extremity,

This favour will I do you for his sake;

And think it not the worst of all your fortunes

That you are like to Sir Vincentio.

His name and credit shall you undertake,

And in my house you shall be friendly lodg’d;

Look that you take upon you as you should!

You understand me, sir; so shall you stay

Till you have done your business in the city.

If this be courtesy, sir, accept of it.

To save your life in this extremity, This favour will I do you for his sake; And think it not the worst of all your fortunes That you are like to Sir ...

To save your life in this extremity, This favour will I do you for his sake; And think it not the wo...

To save your life in this extremity, This favour will I do you for his...

PEDANT ≋ verse PEDANT's moment

O, sir, I do; and will repute you ever

The patron of my life and liberty.

O, sir, I do; and will repute you ever The patron of my life and liberty.

O, sir, I do; and will repute you ever The patron of my life and liberty.

O, sir, I do; and will repute you ever The patron of my life and liberty.

TRANIO ≋ verse TRANIO's moment

Then go with me to make the matter good.

This, by the way, I let you understand:

My father is here look’d for every day

To pass assurance of a dower in marriage

’Twixt me and one Baptista’s daughter here:

In all these circumstances I’ll instruct you.

Go with me to clothe you as becomes you.

Then go with me to make the matter good. This, by the way, I let you understand: My father is here look’d for every day To pass assurance of a dower i...

Then go with me to make the matter good. This, by the way, I let you understand: My father is here l...

Then go with me to make the matter good. This, by the way, I let...

[_Exeunt._]

The Reckoning

Two plots resolve simultaneously: the Hortensio subplot ends quietly, as he discovers Bianca was never as gentle as advertised and exits to find a widow. The Lucentio plot gets its crucial next piece — a fake father, recruited on a street corner by a brilliant lie. The scene is mostly plot mechanics, but Bianca's brief moment of visible flirtation confirms what 3-1 suggested: the quiet sister was always the sharper player.

If this happened today…

Two guys stand on a street corner and watch through a coffee shop window as the girl they've both been competing for openly flirts with a third guy. One of them says 'I'm out — I'll find someone who appreciates me' and leaves. The other immediately turns to a passing stranger, invents a story about him being in legal trouble in this city, and offers to solve it — if the stranger will pretend to be someone's father for one dinner. The stranger, panicked, agrees.

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