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Act 2, Scene 4 — Before Gloucester’s Castle; Kent in the stocks
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The argument Lear arrives to find his messenger in the stocks, discovers both daughters are acting in concert, and is systematically stripped of his entire retinue — fifty knights, then twenty-five, then ten, then five, then one, then none. He runs into the storm.
Enter Lear, Fool and Gentleman.
LEAR ≋ verse LEAR's speech

’Tis strange that they should so depart from home,

And not send back my messenger.

’Tis strange that they should so depart from home, And not send back my messenger.

’Tis strange that they should so depart from home, And not send back my messenger.

’Tis strange that they should so depart

GENTLEMAN ≋ verse GENTLEMAN's speech

As I learn’d,

The night before there was no purpose in them

Of this remove.

As I learn’d, The night before there was no purpose in them Of this remove.

As I learn’d, The night before there was no purpose in them Of this remove.

As I learn’d, The night before there was

🎭 Dramatic irony Lear turns to Regan as the daughter who will treat him better — and she immediately tells him to go back to Goneril and apologize. The refuge he sought is the trap Goneril designed in 1-3.
KENT KENT's speech

Hail to thee, noble master!

Hail to thee, noble master!

Hail to thee, noble master!

Hail to thee, noble master!

LEAR LEAR's speech

Ha! Mak’st thou this shame thy pastime?

Ha! Mak’st thou this shame thy pastime?

Ha! Mak’st thou this shame thy pastime?

Ha! Mak’st thou this shame thy pastime?

↩ Callback to 1-1 'Our basest beggars are in the poorest thing superfluous' — Lear is making an argument about human dignity that he himself violated in 1-1, when he stripped Cordelia of her dowry for failing to perform what he required. He's right. He didn't know it then.
KENT KENT's speech

No, my lord.

No, my lord.

No, my lord.

No, my lord.

🎭 Dramatic irony Regan says 'willful men must be schooled by their own injuries.' This is true. Lear will be schooled by the storm. But the schoolmistress Regan imagines — pure suffering — will produce something she doesn't anticipate: actual wisdom. The lesson will not serve her.
FOOL ≋ verse FOOL's speech

Ha, ha! he wears cruel garters. Horses are tied by the

heads; dogs and bears by the neck, monkeys by the loins, and

men by the legs: when a man is overlusty at legs, then he

wears wooden nether-stocks.

Ha, ha! he wears cruel garters. Horses are tied by the heads; dogs and bears by the neck, monkeys by the loins, and men by the legs: when a man is overlusty at legs, then he wears wooden nether-stocks.

Ha, ha! he wears cruel garters. Horses are tied by the heads; dogs and bears by the neck, monkeys by the loins, and men by the legs: when a man is overlusty at legs, then he wears wooden nether-stocks.

Ha, ha! he wears cruel garters. Horses a

LEAR ≋ verse LEAR's speech

What’s he that hath so much thy place mistook

To set thee here?

What’s he that hath so much thy place mistook To set thee here?

What’s he that hath so much thy place mistook To set thee here?

What’s he that hath so much thy place mi

KENT ≋ verse KENT's speech

It is both he and she,

Your son and daughter.

It is both he and she, Your son and daughter.

It is both he and she, Your son and daughter.

It is both he and she, Your son and daug

LEAR LEAR's speech

No.

No.

No.

No.

KENT KENT's speech

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

LEAR LEAR's speech

No, I say.

No, I say.

No, I say.

No, I say.

KENT KENT's speech

I say, yea.

I say, yea.

I say, yea.

I say, yea.

LEAR LEAR's speech

No, no; they would not.

No, no; they would not.

No, no; they would not.

No, no; they would not.

KENT KENT's speech

Yes, they have.

Yes, they have.

Yes, they have.

Yes, they have.

LEAR LEAR's speech

By Jupiter, I swear no.

By Jupiter, I swear no.

By Jupiter, I swear no.

By Jupiter, I swear no.

KENT KENT's speech

By Juno, I swear ay.

By Juno, I swear ay.

By Juno, I swear ay.

By Juno, I swear ay.

LEAR ≋ verse LEAR's speech

They durst not do’t.

They could not, would not do’t; ’tis worse than murder,

To do upon respect such violent outrage:

Resolve me, with all modest haste, which way

Thou mightst deserve or they impose this usage,

Coming from us.

They durst not do’t. They could not, would not do’t; ’tis worse than murder, To do upon respect such violent outrage: Resolve me, with all modest haste, which way Thou mightst deserve or they impose this usage, Coming from us.

They durst not do’t. They could not, would not do’t; ’tis worse than murder, To do upon respect such violent outrage: Resolve me, with all modest haste, which way Thou mightst deserve or they impose this usage, Coming from us.

They durst not do’t. They could not, wou

KENT ≋ verse KENT's speech

My lord, when at their home

I did commend your highness’ letters to them,

Ere I was risen from the place that show’d

My duty kneeling, came there a reeking post,

Stew’d in his haste, half breathless, panting forth

From Goneril his mistress salutations;

Deliver’d letters, spite of intermission,

Which presently they read; on those contents,

They summon’d up their meiny, straight took horse;

Commanded me to follow and attend

The leisure of their answer; gave me cold looks:

And meeting here the other messenger,

Whose welcome I perceiv’d had poison’d mine,

Being the very fellow which of late

Display’d so saucily against your highness,

Having more man than wit about me, drew;

He rais’d the house with loud and coward cries.

Your son and daughter found this trespass worth

The shame which here it suffers.

My lord, when at their home I did commend your highness’ letters to them, Ere I was risen from the place that show’d My duty kneeling, came there a reeking post, Stew’d in his haste, half breathless, panting forth From Goneril his mistress salutations; Deliver’d letters, spite of intermission, Which

My lord, when at their home I did commend your highness’ letters to them, Ere I was risen from the place that show’d My duty kneeling, came there a reeking post, Stew’d in his haste, half breathless, panting forth From Goneril his mistress salutations; Deliver’d letters, spite of intermission, Which

My lord, when at their home I did commen

FOOL ≋ verse FOOL's speech

Winter’s not gone yet, if the wild geese fly that way.

Fathers that wear rags

Do make their children blind,

But fathers that bear bags

Shall see their children kind.

Fortune, that arrant whore,

Ne’er turns the key to th’ poor.

But for all this, thou shalt have as many dolours for thy

daughters as thou canst tell in a year.

Winter’s not gone yet, if the wild geese fly that way. Fathers that wear rags Do make their children blind, But fathers that bear bags Shall see their children kind. Fortune, that arrant whore, Ne’er turns the key to th’ poor. But for all this, thou shalt have as many dolours for thy daughters as th

Winter’s not gone yet, if the wild geese fly that way. Fathers that wear rags Do make their children blind, But fathers that bear bags Shall see their children kind. Fortune, that arrant whore, Ne’er turns the key to th’ poor. But for all this, thou shalt have as many dolours for thy daughters as th

Winter’s not gone yet, if the wild geese

LEAR ≋ verse LEAR's speech

O, how this mother swells up toward my heart!

_Hysterica passio_, down, thou climbing sorrow,

Thy element’s below! Where is this daughter?

O, how this mother swells up toward my heart! _Hysterica passio_, down, thou climbing sorrow, Thy element’s below! Where is this daughter?

O, how this mother swells up toward my heart! _Hysterica passio_, down, thou climbing sorrow, Thy element’s below! Where is this daughter?

O, how this mother swells up toward my h

KENT KENT's speech

With the earl, sir, here within.

With the earl, sir, here within.

With the earl, sir, here within.

With the earl, sir, here within.

LEAR LEAR's speech

Follow me not; stay here.

Follow me not; stay here.

Follow me not; stay here.

Follow me not; stay here.

[_Exit._]
GENTLEMAN GENTLEMAN's speech

Made you no more offence but what you speak of?

Made you no more offence but what you speak of?

Made you no more offence but what you speak of?

Made you no more offence but what you sp

KENT ≋ verse KENT's speech

None.

How chance the King comes with so small a number?

None. How chance the King comes with so small a number?

None. How chance the King comes with so small a number?

None. How chance the King comes with so

FOOL ≋ verse FOOL's speech

An thou hadst been set i’ the stocks for that question,

thou hadst well deserved it.

An thou hadst been set i’ the stocks for that question, thou hadst well deserved it.

An thou hadst been set i’ the stocks for that question, thou hadst well deserved it.

An thou hadst been set i’ the stocks for

KENT KENT's speech

Why, fool?

Why, fool?

Why, fool?

Why, fool?

FOOL FOOL's speech

We’ll set thee to school to an ant, to teach thee there’s no

labouring i’the winter. All that follow their noses are led by

their eyes but blind men; and there’s not a nose among twenty

but can smell him that’s stinking. Let go thy hold when a great

wheel runs down a hill, lest it break thy neck with following

it; but the great one that goes upward, let him draw thee after.

When a wise man gives thee better counsel, give me mine again: I

would have none but knaves follow it, since a fool gives it.

That sir which serves and seeks for gain,

And follows but for form,

Will pack when it begins to rain,

And leave thee in the storm.

But I will tarry; the fool will stay,

And let the wise man fly:

The knave turns fool that runs away;

The fool no knave perdy.

We’ll set thee to school to an ant, to teach thee there’s no labouring i’the winter. All that follow their noses are led by their eyes but blind men; and there’s not a nose among twenty but can smell him that’s stinking. Let go thy hold when a great wheel runs down a hill, lest it break thy neck wit

We’ll set thee to school to an ant, to teach thee there’s no labouring i’the winter. All that follow their noses are led by their eyes but blind men; and there’s not a nose among twenty but can smell him that’s stinking. Let go thy hold when a great wheel runs down a hill, lest it break thy neck wit

We’ll set thee to school to an ant, to t

KENT KENT's speech

Where learn’d you this, fool?

Where learn’d you this, fool?

Where learn’d you this, fool?

Where learn’d you this, fool?

FOOL FOOL's speech

Not i’ the stocks, fool.

Not i’ the stocks, fool.

Not i’ the stocks, fool.

Not i’ the stocks, fool.

Enter Lear and Gloucester.
LEAR ≋ verse LEAR's speech

Deny to speak with me? They are sick? they are weary?

They have travell’d all the night? Mere fetches;

The images of revolt and flying off.

Fetch me a better answer.

Deny to speak with me? They are sick? they are weary? They have travell’d all the night? Mere fetches; The images of revolt and flying off. Fetch me a better answer.

Deny to speak with me? They are sick? they are weary? They have travell’d all the night? Mere fetches; The images of revolt and flying off. Fetch me a better answer.

Deny to speak with me? They are sick? th

GLOUCESTER ≋ verse GLOUCESTER's speech

My dear lord,

You know the fiery quality of the Duke;

How unremovable and fix’d he is

In his own course.

My dear lord, You know the fiery quality of the Duke; How unremovable and fix’d he is In his own course.

My dear lord, You know the fiery quality of the Duke; How unremovable and fix’d he is In his own course.

My dear lord, You know the fiery quality

LEAR ≋ verse LEAR's speech

Vengeance! plague! death! confusion!

Fiery? What quality? Why, Gloucester, Gloucester,

I’d speak with the Duke of Cornwall and his wife.

Vengeance! plague! death! confusion! Fiery? What quality? Why, Gloucester, Gloucester, I’d speak with the Duke of Cornwall and his wife.

Vengeance! plague! death! confusion! Fiery? What quality? Why, Gloucester, Gloucester, I’d speak with the Duke of Cornwall and his wife.

Vengeance! plague! death! confusion! Fie

GLOUCESTER GLOUCESTER's speech

Well, my good lord, I have inform’d them so.

Well, my good lord, I have inform’d them so.

Well, my good lord, I have inform’d them so.

Well, my good lord, I have inform’d them

LEAR LEAR's speech

Inform’d them! Dost thou understand me, man?

Inform’d them! Dost thou understand me, man?

Inform’d them! Dost thou understand me, man?

Inform’d them! Dost thou understand me,

GLOUCESTER GLOUCESTER's speech

Ay, my good lord.

Ay, my good lord.

Ay, my good lord.

Ay, my good lord.

LEAR ≋ verse LEAR's speech

The King would speak with Cornwall; the dear father

Would with his daughter speak, commands, tends, service,

Are they inform’d of this? My breath and blood!

Fiery? The fiery Duke, tell the hot Duke that—

No, but not yet: maybe he is not well:

Infirmity doth still neglect all office

Whereto our health is bound: we are not ourselves

When nature, being oppress’d, commands the mind

To suffer with the body: I’ll forbear;

And am fallen out with my more headier will,

To take the indispos’d and sickly fit

For the sound man. [_Looking on Kent._]

Death on my state! Wherefore

Should he sit here? This act persuades me

That this remotion of the Duke and her

Is practice only. Give me my servant forth.

Go tell the Duke and’s wife I’d speak with them,

Now, presently: bid them come forth and hear me,

Or at their chamber door I’ll beat the drum

Till it cry sleep to death.

The King would speak with Cornwall; the dear father Would with his daughter speak, commands, tends, service, Are they inform’d of this? My breath and blood! Fiery? The fiery Duke, tell the hot Duke that— No, but not yet: maybe he is not well: Infirmity doth still neglect all office Whereto our healt

The King would speak with Cornwall; the dear father Would with his daughter speak, commands, tends, service, Are they inform’d of this? My breath and blood! Fiery? The fiery Duke, tell the hot Duke that— No, but not yet: maybe he is not well: Infirmity doth still neglect all office Whereto our healt

The King would speak with Cornwall; the

GLOUCESTER GLOUCESTER's speech

I would have all well betwixt you.

I would have all well betwixt you.

I would have all well betwixt you.

I would have all well betwixt you.

[_Exit._]
LEAR LEAR's speech

O me, my heart, my rising heart! But down!

O me, my heart, my rising heart! But down!

O me, my heart, my rising heart! But down!

O me, my heart, my rising heart! But dow

FOOL FOOL's speech

Cry to it, nuncle, as the cockney did to the eels when she put ’em

i’ the paste alive; she knapped ’em o’ the coxcombs

with a stick and cried ‘Down, wantons, down!’ ’Twas

her brother that, in pure kindness to his horse buttered his hay.

Cry to it, nuncle, as the cockney did to the eels when she put ’em i’ the paste alive; she knapped ’em o’ the coxcombs with a stick and cried ‘Down, wantons, down!’ ’Twas her brother that, in pure kindness to his horse buttered his hay.

Cry to it, nuncle, as the cockney did to the eels when she put ’em i’ the paste alive; she knapped ’em o’ the coxcombs with a stick and cried ‘Down, wantons, down!’ ’Twas her brother that, in pure kindness to his horse buttered his hay.

Cry to it, nuncle, as the cockney did to

Enter Cornwall, Regan,
Gloucester and Servants.
LEAR LEAR's speech

Good morrow to you both.

Good morrow to you both.

Good morrow to you both.

Good morrow to you both.

CORNWALL CORNWALL's speech

Hail to your grace!

Hail to your grace!

Hail to your grace!

Hail to your grace!

[_Kent here set at liberty._]
REGAN REGAN's speech

I am glad to see your highness.

I am glad to see your highness.

I am glad to see your highness.

I am glad to see your highness.

LEAR ≋ verse LEAR's speech

Regan, I think you are; I know what reason

I have to think so: if thou shouldst not be glad,

I would divorce me from thy mother’s tomb,

Sepulchring an adultress. [_To Kent_] O, are you free?

Some other time for that.—Beloved Regan,

Thy sister’s naught: O Regan, she hath tied

Sharp-tooth’d unkindness, like a vulture, here.

Regan, I think you are; I know what reason I have to think so: if thou shouldst not be glad, I would divorce me from thy mother’s tomb, Sepulchring an adultress. [_To Kent_] O, are you free? Some other time for that.—Beloved Regan, Thy sister’s naught: O Regan, she hath tied Sharp-tooth’d unkindness

Regan, I think you are; I know what reason I have to think so: if thou shouldst not be glad, I would divorce me from thy mother’s tomb, Sepulchring an adultress. [_To Kent_] O, are you free? Some other time for that.—Beloved Regan, Thy sister’s naught: O Regan, she hath tied Sharp-tooth’d unkindness

Regan, I think you are; I know what reas

[_Points to his heart._]
I can scarce speak to thee; thou’lt not believe
With how deprav’d a quality—O Regan!
REGAN ≋ verse REGAN's speech

I pray you, sir, take patience. I have hope

You less know how to value her desert

Than she to scant her duty.

I pray you, sir, take patience. I have hope You less know how to value her desert Than she to scant her duty.

I pray you, sir, take patience. I have hope You less know how to value her desert Than she to scant her duty.

I pray you, sir, take patience. I have h

LEAR LEAR's speech

Say, how is that?

Say, how is that?

Say, how is that?

Say, how is that?

REGAN ≋ verse REGAN's speech

I cannot think my sister in the least

Would fail her obligation. If, sir, perchance

She have restrain’d the riots of your followers,

’Tis on such ground, and to such wholesome end,

As clears her from all blame.

I cannot think my sister in the least Would fail her obligation. If, sir, perchance She have restrain’d the riots of your followers, ’Tis on such ground, and to such wholesome end, As clears her from all blame.

I cannot think my sister in the least Would fail her obligation. If, sir, perchance She have restrain’d the riots of your followers, ’Tis on such ground, and to such wholesome end, As clears her from all blame.

I cannot think my sister in the least Wo

LEAR LEAR's speech

My curses on her.

My curses on her.

My curses on her.

My curses on her.

REGAN ≋ verse REGAN's speech

O, sir, you are old;

Nature in you stands on the very verge

Of her confine: you should be rul’d and led

By some discretion, that discerns your state

Better than you yourself. Therefore I pray you,

That to our sister you do make return;

Say you have wrong’d her, sir.

O, sir, you are old; Nature in you stands on the very verge Of her confine: you should be rul’d and led By some discretion, that discerns your state Better than you yourself. Therefore I pray you, That to our sister you do make return; Say you have wrong’d her, sir.

O, sir, you are old; Nature in you stands on the very verge Of her confine: you should be rul’d and led By some discretion, that discerns your state Better than you yourself. Therefore I pray you, That to our sister you do make return; Say you have wrong’d her, sir.

O, sir, you are old; Nature in you stand

LEAR ≋ verse LEAR's speech

Ask her forgiveness?

Do you but mark how this becomes the house?

‘Dear daughter, I confess that I am old;

Ask her forgiveness? Do you but mark how this becomes the house? ‘Dear daughter, I confess that I am old;

Ask her forgiveness? Do you but mark how this becomes the house? ‘Dear daughter, I confess that I am old;

Ask her forgiveness? Do you but mark how

[_Kneeling._]
Age is unnecessary: on my knees I beg
That you’ll vouchsafe me raiment, bed, and food.’
REGAN ≋ verse REGAN's speech

Good sir, no more! These are unsightly tricks:

Return you to my sister.

Good sir, no more! These are unsightly tricks: Return you to my sister.

Good sir, no more! These are unsightly tricks: Return you to my sister.

Good sir, no more! These are unsightly t

[_Rising._] Never, Regan:
LEAR ≋ verse LEAR's speech

She hath abated me of half my train;

Look’d black upon me; struck me with her tongue,

Most serpent-like, upon the very heart.

All the stor’d vengeances of heaven fall

On her ingrateful top! Strike her young bones,

You taking airs, with lameness!

She hath abated me of half my train; Look’d black upon me; struck me with her tongue, Most serpent-like, upon the very heart. All the stor’d vengeances of heaven fall On her ingrateful top! Strike her young bones, You taking airs, with lameness!

She hath abated me of half my train; Look’d black upon me; struck me with her tongue, Most serpent-like, upon the very heart. All the stor’d vengeances of heaven fall On her ingrateful top! Strike her young bones, You taking airs, with lameness!

She hath abated me of half my train; Loo

CORNWALL CORNWALL's speech

Fie, sir, fie!

Fie, sir, fie!

Fie, sir, fie!

Fie, sir, fie!

LEAR ≋ verse LEAR's speech

You nimble lightnings, dart your blinding flames

Into her scornful eyes! Infect her beauty,

You fen-suck’d fogs, drawn by the powerful sun,

To fall and blast her pride!

You nimble lightnings, dart your blinding flames Into her scornful eyes! Infect her beauty, You fen-suck’d fogs, drawn by the powerful sun, To fall and blast her pride!

You nimble lightnings, dart your blinding flames Into her scornful eyes! Infect her beauty, You fen-suck’d fogs, drawn by the powerful sun, To fall and blast her pride!

You nimble lightnings, dart your blindin

REGAN ≋ verse REGAN's speech

O the blest gods!

So will you wish on me when the rash mood is on.

O the blest gods! So will you wish on me when the rash mood is on.

O the blest gods! So will you wish on me when the rash mood is on.

O the blest gods! So will you wish on me

LEAR ≋ verse LEAR's speech

No, Regan, thou shalt never have my curse.

Thy tender-hefted nature shall not give

Thee o’er to harshness. Her eyes are fierce; but thine

Do comfort, and not burn. ’Tis not in thee

To grudge my pleasures, to cut off my train,

To bandy hasty words, to scant my sizes,

And, in conclusion, to oppose the bolt

Against my coming in. Thou better know’st

The offices of nature, bond of childhood,

Effects of courtesy, dues of gratitude;

Thy half o’ the kingdom hast thou not forgot,

Wherein I thee endow’d.

No, Regan, thou shalt never have my curse. Thy tender-hefted nature shall not give Thee o’er to harshness. Her eyes are fierce; but thine Do comfort, and not burn. ’Tis not in thee To grudge my pleasures, to cut off my train, To bandy hasty words, to scant my sizes, And, in conclusion, to oppose the

No, Regan, thou shalt never have my curse. Thy tender-hefted nature shall not give Thee o’er to harshness. Her eyes are fierce; but thine Do comfort, and not burn. ’Tis not in thee To grudge my pleasures, to cut off my train, To bandy hasty words, to scant my sizes, And, in conclusion, to oppose the

No, Regan, thou shalt never have my curs

REGAN REGAN's speech

Good sir, to the purpose.

Good sir, to the purpose.

Good sir, to the purpose.

Good sir, to the purpose.

LEAR LEAR's speech

Who put my man i’ the stocks?

Who put my man i’ the stocks?

Who put my man i’ the stocks?

Who put my man i’ the stocks?

[_Tucket within._]
CORNWALL CORNWALL's speech

What trumpet’s that?

What trumpet’s that?

What trumpet’s that?

What trumpet’s that?

REGAN ≋ verse REGAN's speech

I know’t, my sister’s: this approves her letter,

That she would soon be here.

I know’t, my sister’s: this approves her letter, That she would soon be here.

I know’t, my sister’s: this approves her letter, That she would soon be here.

I know’t, my sister’s: this approves her

Enter Oswald.
Is your lady come?
LEAR ≋ verse LEAR's speech

This is a slave, whose easy borrowed pride

Dwells in the fickle grace of her he follows.

Out, varlet, from my sight!

This is a slave, whose easy borrowed pride Dwells in the fickle grace of her he follows. Out, varlet, from my sight!

This is a slave, whose easy borrowed pride Dwells in the fickle grace of her he follows. Out, varlet, from my sight!

This is a slave, whose easy borrowed pri

CORNWALL CORNWALL's speech

What means your grace?

What means your grace?

What means your grace?

What means your grace?

LEAR ≋ verse LEAR's speech

Who stock’d my servant? Regan, I have good hope

Thou didst not know on’t. Who comes here? O heavens!

Who stock’d my servant? Regan, I have good hope Thou didst not know on’t. Who comes here? O heavens!

Who stock’d my servant? Regan, I have good hope Thou didst not know on’t. Who comes here? O heavens!

Who stock’d my servant? Regan, I have go

Enter Goneril.
If you do love old men, if your sweet sway
Allow obedience, if yourselves are old,
Make it your cause; send down, and take my part!
[_To Goneril._] Art not asham’d to look upon this beard?
O Regan, wilt thou take her by the hand?
GONERIL ≋ verse GONERIL's speech

Why not by the hand, sir? How have I offended?

All’s not offence that indiscretion finds

And dotage terms so.

Why not by the hand, sir? How have I offended? All’s not offence that indiscretion finds And dotage terms so.

Why not by the hand, sir? How have I offended? All’s not offence that indiscretion finds And dotage terms so.

Why not by the hand, sir? How have I off

LEAR ≋ verse LEAR's speech

O sides, you are too tough!

Will you yet hold? How came my man i’ the stocks?

O sides, you are too tough! Will you yet hold? How came my man i’ the stocks?

O sides, you are too tough! Will you yet hold? How came my man i’ the stocks?

O sides, you are too tough! Will you yet

CORNWALL ≋ verse CORNWALL's speech

I set him there, sir: but his own disorders

Deserv’d much less advancement.

I set him there, sir: but his own disorders Deserv’d much less advancement.

I set him there, sir: but his own disorders Deserv’d much less advancement.

I set him there, sir: but his own disord

LEAR LEAR's speech

You? Did you?

You? Did you?

You? Did you?

You? Did you?

REGAN ≋ verse REGAN's speech

I pray you, father, being weak, seem so.

If, till the expiration of your month,

You will return and sojourn with my sister,

Dismissing half your train, come then to me:

I am now from home, and out of that provision

Which shall be needful for your entertainment.

I pray you, father, being weak, seem so. If, till the expiration of your month, You will return and sojourn with my sister, Dismissing half your train, come then to me: I am now from home, and out of that provision Which shall be needful for your entertainment.

I pray you, father, being weak, seem so. If, till the expiration of your month, You will return and sojourn with my sister, Dismissing half your train, come then to me: I am now from home, and out of that provision Which shall be needful for your entertainment.

I pray you, father, being weak, seem so.

LEAR ≋ verse LEAR's speech

Return to her, and fifty men dismiss’d?

No, rather I abjure all roofs, and choose

To wage against the enmity o’ the air;

To be a comrade with the wolf and owl,

Necessity’s sharp pinch! Return with her?

Why, the hot-blooded France, that dowerless took

Our youngest born, I could as well be brought

To knee his throne, and, squire-like, pension beg

To keep base life afoot. Return with her?

Persuade me rather to be slave and sumpter

To this detested groom.

Return to her, and fifty men dismiss’d? No, rather I abjure all roofs, and choose To wage against the enmity o’ the air; To be a comrade with the wolf and owl, Necessity’s sharp pinch! Return with her? Why, the hot-blooded France, that dowerless took Our youngest born, I could as well be brought To

Return to her, and fifty men dismiss’d? No, rather I abjure all roofs, and choose To wage against the enmity o’ the air; To be a comrade with the wolf and owl, Necessity’s sharp pinch! Return with her? Why, the hot-blooded France, that dowerless took Our youngest born, I could as well be brought To

Return to her, and fifty men dismiss’d?

[_Pointing to Oswald._]
GONERIL GONERIL's speech

At your choice, sir.

At your choice, sir.

At your choice, sir.

At your choice, sir.

LEAR ≋ verse LEAR's speech

I prithee, daughter, do not make me mad:

I will not trouble thee, my child; farewell:

We’ll no more meet, no more see one another.

But yet thou art my flesh, my blood, my daughter;

Or rather a disease that’s in my flesh,

Which I must needs call mine. Thou art a boil,

A plague sore, or embossed carbuncle

In my corrupted blood. But I’ll not chide thee;

Let shame come when it will, I do not call it:

I do not bid the thunder-bearer shoot,

Nor tell tales of thee to high-judging Jove:

Mend when thou canst; be better at thy leisure:

I can be patient; I can stay with Regan,

I and my hundred knights.

I prithee, daughter, do not make me mad: I will not trouble thee, my child; farewell: We’ll no more meet, no more see one another. But yet thou art my flesh, my blood, my daughter; Or rather a disease that’s in my flesh, Which I must needs call mine. Thou art a boil, A plague sore, or embossed carbu

I prithee, daughter, do not make me mad: I will not trouble thee, my child; farewell: We’ll no more meet, no more see one another. But yet thou art my flesh, my blood, my daughter; Or rather a disease that’s in my flesh, Which I must needs call mine. Thou art a boil, A plague sore, or embossed carbu

I prithee, daughter, do not make me mad:

REGAN ≋ verse REGAN's speech

Not altogether so,

I look’d not for you yet, nor am provided

For your fit welcome. Give ear, sir, to my sister;

For those that mingle reason with your passion

Must be content to think you old, and so—

But she knows what she does.

Not altogether so, I look’d not for you yet, nor am provided For your fit welcome. Give ear, sir, to my sister; For those that mingle reason with your passion Must be content to think you old, and so— But she knows what she does.

Not altogether so, I look’d not for you yet, nor am provided For your fit welcome. Give ear, sir, to my sister; For those that mingle reason with your passion Must be content to think you old, and so— But she knows what she does.

Not altogether so, I look’d not for you

LEAR LEAR's speech

Is this well spoken?

Is this well spoken?

Is this well spoken?

Is this well spoken?

REGAN ≋ verse REGAN's speech

I dare avouch it, sir: what, fifty followers?

Is it not well? What should you need of more?

Yea, or so many, sith that both charge and danger

Speak ’gainst so great a number? How in one house

Should many people, under two commands,

Hold amity? ’Tis hard; almost impossible.

I dare avouch it, sir: what, fifty followers? Is it not well? What should you need of more? Yea, or so many, sith that both charge and danger Speak ’gainst so great a number? How in one house Should many people, under two commands, Hold amity? ’Tis hard; almost impossible.

I dare avouch it, sir: what, fifty followers? Is it not well? What should you need of more? Yea, or so many, sith that both charge and danger Speak ’gainst so great a number? How in one house Should many people, under two commands, Hold amity? ’Tis hard; almost impossible.

I dare avouch it, sir: what, fifty follo

GONERIL ≋ verse GONERIL's speech

Why might not you, my lord, receive attendance

From those that she calls servants, or from mine?

Why might not you, my lord, receive attendance From those that she calls servants, or from mine?

Why might not you, my lord, receive attendance From those that she calls servants, or from mine?

Why might not you, my lord, receive atte

REGAN ≋ verse REGAN's speech

Why not, my lord? If then they chanc’d to slack ye,

We could control them. If you will come to me,—

For now I spy a danger,—I entreat you

To bring but five-and-twenty: to no more

Will I give place or notice.

Why not, my lord? If then they chanc’d to slack ye, We could control them. If you will come to me,— For now I spy a danger,—I entreat you To bring but five-and-twenty: to no more Will I give place or notice.

Why not, my lord? If then they chanc’d to slack ye, We could control them. If you will come to me,— For now I spy a danger,—I entreat you To bring but five-and-twenty: to no more Will I give place or notice.

Why not, my lord? If then they chanc’d t

LEAR LEAR's speech

I gave you all,—

I gave you all,—

I gave you all,—

I gave you all,—

REGAN REGAN's speech

And in good time you gave it.

And in good time you gave it.

And in good time you gave it.

And in good time you gave it.

LEAR ≋ verse LEAR's speech

Made you my guardians, my depositaries;

But kept a reservation to be followed

With such a number. What, must I come to you

With five-and-twenty, Regan, said you so?

Made you my guardians, my depositaries; But kept a reservation to be followed With such a number. What, must I come to you With five-and-twenty, Regan, said you so?

Made you my guardians, my depositaries; But kept a reservation to be followed With such a number. What, must I come to you With five-and-twenty, Regan, said you so?

Made you my guardians, my depositaries;

REGAN REGAN's speech

And speak’t again my lord; no more with me.

And speak’t again my lord; no more with me.

And speak’t again my lord; no more with me.

And speak’t again my lord; no more with

LEAR ≋ verse LEAR's speech

Those wicked creatures yet do look well-favour’d

When others are more wicked; not being the worst

Stands in some rank of praise.

Those wicked creatures yet do look well-favour’d When others are more wicked; not being the worst Stands in some rank of praise.

Those wicked creatures yet do look well-favour’d When others are more wicked; not being the worst Stands in some rank of praise.

Those wicked creatures yet do look well-

[_To Goneril._] I’ll go with thee:
Thy fifty yet doth double five-and-twenty,
And thou art twice her love.
GONERIL ≋ verse GONERIL's speech

Hear me, my lord:

What need you five-and-twenty? Ten? Or five?

To follow in a house where twice so many

Have a command to tend you?

Hear me, my lord: What need you five-and-twenty? Ten? Or five? To follow in a house where twice so many Have a command to tend you?

Hear me, my lord: What need you five-and-twenty? Ten? Or five? To follow in a house where twice so many Have a command to tend you?

Hear me, my lord: What need you five-and

REGAN REGAN's speech

What need one?

What need one?

What need one?

What need one?

LEAR ≋ verse LEAR's speech

O, reason not the need: our basest beggars

Are in the poorest thing superfluous:

Allow not nature more than nature needs,

Man’s life is cheap as beast’s. Thou art a lady;

If only to go warm were gorgeous,

Why, nature needs not what thou gorgeous wear’st

Which scarcely keeps thee warm. But, for true need,—

You heavens, give me that patience, patience I need!

You see me here, you gods, a poor old man,

As full of grief as age; wretched in both!

If it be you that stirs these daughters’ hearts

Against their father, fool me not so much

To bear it tamely; touch me with noble anger,

And let not women’s weapons, water-drops,

Stain my man’s cheeks! No, you unnatural hags,

I will have such revenges on you both

That all the world shall,—I will do such things,—

What they are yet, I know not; but they shall be

The terrors of the earth. You think I’ll weep;

No, I’ll not weep:— [_Storm and tempest._]

I have full cause of weeping; but this heart

Shall break into a hundred thousand flaws

Or ere I’ll weep.—O fool, I shall go mad!

O, reason not the need: our basest beggars Are in the poorest thing superfluous: Allow not nature more than nature needs, Man’s life is cheap as beast’s. Thou art a lady; If only to go warm were gorgeous, Why, nature needs not what thou gorgeous wear’st Which scarcely keeps thee warm. But, for true

O, reason not the need: our basest beggars Are in the poorest thing superfluous: Allow not nature more than nature needs, Man’s life is cheap as beast’s. Thou art a lady; If only to go warm were gorgeous, Why, nature needs not what thou gorgeous wear’st Which scarcely keeps thee warm. But, for true

O, reason not the need: our basest begga

[_Exeunt Lear, Gloucester, Kent and Fool._]
CORNWALL CORNWALL's speech

Let us withdraw; ’twill be a storm.

Let us withdraw; ’twill be a storm.

Let us withdraw; ’twill be a storm.

Let us withdraw; ’twill be a storm.

REGAN ≋ verse REGAN's speech

This house is little: the old man and his people

Cannot be well bestow’d.

This house is little: the old man and his people Cannot be well bestow’d.

This house is little: the old man and his people Cannot be well bestow’d.

This house is little: the old man and hi

GONERIL ≋ verse GONERIL's speech

’Tis his own blame; hath put himself from rest

And must needs taste his folly.

’Tis his own blame; hath put himself from rest And must needs taste his folly.

’Tis his own blame; hath put himself from rest And must needs taste his folly.

’Tis his own blame; hath put himself fro

REGAN ≋ verse REGAN's speech

For his particular, I’ll receive him gladly,

But not one follower.

For his particular, I’ll receive him gladly, But not one follower.

For his particular, I’ll receive him gladly, But not one follower.

For his particular, I’ll receive him gla

GONERIL ≋ verse GONERIL's speech

So am I purpos’d.

Where is my lord of Gloucester?

So am I purpos’d. Where is my lord of Gloucester?

So am I purpos’d. Where is my lord of Gloucester?

So am I purpos’d. Where is my lord of Gl

Enter Gloucester.
CORNWALL CORNWALL's speech

Followed the old man forth, he is return’d.

Followed the old man forth, he is return’d.

Followed the old man forth, he is return’d.

Followed the old man forth, he is return

GLOUCESTER GLOUCESTER's speech

The King is in high rage.

The King is in high rage.

The King is in high rage.

The King is in high rage.

CORNWALL CORNWALL's speech

Whither is he going?

Whither is he going?

Whither is he going?

Whither is he going?

GLOUCESTER GLOUCESTER's speech

He calls to horse; but will I know not whither.

He calls to horse; but will I know not whither.

He calls to horse; but will I know not whither.

He calls to horse; but will I know not w

CORNWALL CORNWALL's speech

’Tis best to give him way; he leads himself.

’Tis best to give him way; he leads himself.

’Tis best to give him way; he leads himself.

’Tis best to give him way; he leads hims

GONERIL GONERIL's speech

My lord, entreat him by no means to stay.

My lord, entreat him by no means to stay.

My lord, entreat him by no means to stay.

My lord, entreat him by no means to stay

GLOUCESTER ≋ verse GLOUCESTER's speech

Alack, the night comes on, and the high winds

Do sorely ruffle; for many miles about

There’s scarce a bush.

Alack, the night comes on, and the high winds Do sorely ruffle; for many miles about There’s scarce a bush.

Alack, the night comes on, and the high winds Do sorely ruffle; for many miles about There’s scarce a bush.

Alack, the night comes on, and the high

REGAN ≋ verse REGAN's speech

O, sir, to wilful men

The injuries that they themselves procure

Must be their schoolmasters. Shut up your doors.

He is attended with a desperate train,

And what they may incense him to, being apt

To have his ear abus’d, wisdom bids fear.

O, sir, to wilful men The injuries that they themselves procure Must be their schoolmasters. Shut up your doors. He is attended with a desperate train, And what they may incense him to, being apt To have his ear abus’d, wisdom bids fear.

O, sir, to wilful men The injuries that they themselves procure Must be their schoolmasters. Shut up your doors. He is attended with a desperate train, And what they may incense him to, being apt To have his ear abus’d, wisdom bids fear.

O, sir, to wilful men The injuries that

CORNWALL ≋ verse CORNWALL's speech

Shut up your doors, my lord; ’tis a wild night.

My Regan counsels well: come out o’ the storm.

Shut up your doors, my lord; ’tis a wild night. My Regan counsels well: come out o’ the storm.

Shut up your doors, my lord; ’tis a wild night. My Regan counsels well: come out o’ the storm.

Shut up your doors, my lord; ’tis a wild

[_Exeunt._]

The Reckoning

Lear arrives at Gloucester's castle to find Kent in the stocks. He cannot believe it — his first response is denial. Gloucester admits it was Cornwall and Regan. Regan appears, cold from the start; Goneril arrives to join her. Together, they reduce Lear's retinue in a kind of auction of cruelty: fifty knights, says Regan. Twenty-five, says Goneril. Ten, says Regan. Five. One. None. Lear's response — 'O, reason not the need' — is the play's most important speech about what it means to be human. He runs out into the gathering storm. Both daughters remain inside, indifferent to the weather. The storm begins.

If this happened today…

The retired CEO arrives at the second daughter's office to find that his EA has been locked in a storage room all night, per the first daughter's instructions. The second daughter appears and says: maybe twenty people on your team. The first daughter arrives: actually ten. Twenty. Ten. Five. Zero. Whatever you need, you have nothing. The CEO's CFO watches this happen and has no power to stop it. The CEO walks out into a rainstorm with his jester. Both daughters go back upstairs.

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