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Act 2, Scene 3 — The open Country
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The argument Edgar, alone and hunted, decides to survive by becoming the opposite of himself — a naked, filthy, raving Bedlam beggar named Poor Tom.
Enter Edgar.
EDGAR ≋ verse EDGAR's speech

I heard myself proclaim’d,

And by the happy hollow of a tree

Escap’d the hunt. No port is free, no place

That guard and most unusual vigilance

Does not attend my taking. While I may scape

I will preserve myself: and am bethought

To take the basest and most poorest shape

That ever penury in contempt of man,

Brought near to beast: my face I’ll grime with filth,

Blanket my loins; elf all my hair in knots,

And with presented nakedness outface

The winds and persecutions of the sky.

The country gives me proof and precedent

Of Bedlam beggars, who, with roaring voices,

Strike in their numb’d and mortified bare arms

Pins, wooden pricks, nails, sprigs of rosemary;

And with this horrible object, from low farms,

Poor pelting villages, sheep-cotes, and mills,

Sometime with lunatic bans, sometime with prayers,

Enforce their charity. Poor Turlygod! poor Tom,

That’s something yet: Edgar I nothing am.

I heard myself proclaim’d, And by the happy hollow of a tree Escap’d the hunt. No port is free, no place That guard and most unusual vigilance Does not attend my taking. While I may scape I will preserve myself: and am bethought To take the basest and most poorest shape That ever penury in contempt

I heard myself proclaim’d, And by the happy hollow of a tree Escap’d the hunt. No port is free, no place That guard and most unusual vigilance Does not attend my taking. While I may scape I will preserve myself: and am bethought To take the basest and most poorest shape That ever penury in contempt

I heard myself proclaim’d, And by the ha

[_Exit._]

The Reckoning

A single short soliloquy. Edgar has escaped Gloucester's castle, seen his picture posted everywhere, and heard he's proclaimed a fugitive. He has nowhere to go and no one to appeal to. He invents his disguise: he will cover himself in mud and pins, tangle his hair, wrap himself in a blanket, speak in gibberish, and pretend to be Poor Tom — one of the wandering released inmates of Bethlem Royal Hospital (Bedlam) who begged across England. 'Edgar I nothing am.' The man he was has to be erased entirely for the disguise to hold.

If this happened today…

A man who has just had his face plastered across local news as a fugitive hides in a ditch in the countryside. He has his wallet, his phone, his name — all of which will get him caught. He strips everything off. Smears himself with mud. He'll pretend to be a homeless veteran talking to himself, scavenging food from bins. Nobody looks at those men. Nobody asks their name. 'The person I was — I am nothing now.'

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