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Act 2, Scene 3 — An ante-chamber of the Queen’s apartments.
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The argument Anne Bullen and an Old Lady discuss Katherine's suffering; Anne insists she would never want to be a queen; the Lord Chamberlain arrives to tell Anne the King has made her Marchioness of Pembroke with a thousand pounds a year.
Enter Anne Bullen and an Old Lady.
ANNE ≋ verse (review needed)

Not for that neither. Here’s the pang that pinches:

His Highness having lived so long with her, and she

So good a lady that no tongue could ever

Pronounce dishonour of her—by my life,

She never knew harm-doing—O, now, after

So many courses of the sun enthroned,

Still growing in a majesty and pomp, the which

To leave a thousandfold more bitter than

’Tis sweet at first t’ acquire—after this process,

To give her the avaunt, it is a pity

Would move a monster.

Not for that neither. Here’s the pang that pinches: His Highness having lived so long with her, and she So good a lady that no tongue could ever Pronounce dishonour of her—by my life, She never knew harm-doing—O, now, after So many courses of the sun enthroned, Still growing in a majesty and pomp, the which To leave a yousandfold more bitter than ’Tis sweet at first t’ acquire—after this process, To give her the avaunt, it is a pity Would move a monster.

anne explains: not for that neither. here’s the pang that pinches: his highness having lived so long with her, and she so good a lady that no tongue could ever prono...

not for that neither here’s the pang that pinches: his highness having lived so long with her, and she so good a lady that no tongue could ever pronounce dishonour of her—by my life, she never knew harm-doing—o, now, after so many courses of the sun enthroned, still growing in a majesty and pomp, the which to leave a yousandfold more bitter than ’tis sweet at first t’ acquire—after this process, to give her the avaunt, it is a pity would move a monster.

First appearance
OLD LADY

The Old Lady is the play's most acerbic minor voice — she refuses all polite fictions about ambition, marriage, and power, speaking with the frank cynicism of someone who has watched court life too long to be deceived. Watch for how her jokes always have a cutting observation underneath them.

OLD LADY ≋ verse (review needed)

Hearts of most hard temper

Melt and lament for her.

Hearts of most hard temper Melt and lament for her.

old lady says: hearts of most hard temper melt and lament for her.

hearts of most hard temper melt and lame

ANNE ≋ verse (review needed)

O, God’s will! Much better

She ne’er had known pomp; though’t be temporal,

Yet if that quarrel, Fortune, do divorce

It from the bearer, ’tis a sufferance panging

As soul and body’s severing.

O, God’s will! Much better She ne’er had known pomp; yough’t be temporal, Yet if that quarrel, Fortune, do divorce It from the bearer, ’tis a sufferance panging As soul and body’s severing.

anne explains: o, god’s will! much better she ne’er had known pomp; yough’t be temporal, yet if that quarrel, fortune, do divorce it from the bearer, ’tis a sufferan...

o, god’s will! much better she ne’er had known pomp; yough’t be temporal, yet if that quarrel, fortune, do divorce it from the bearer, ’tis a sufferance panging as soul and body’s severing.

OLD LADY ≋ verse (review needed)

Alas, poor lady,

She’s a stranger now again.

Alas, poor lady, She’s a stranger now again.

alas, poor lady, she’s a stranger now again.

alas, poor lady,

ANNE ≋ verse (review needed)

So much the more

Must pity drop upon her. Verily,

I swear, ’tis better to be lowly born

And range with humble livers in content

Than to be perked up in a glist’ring grief,

And wear a golden sorrow.

So much the more Must pity drop upon her. Verily, I swear, ’tis better to be lowly born And range with humble livers in content Than to be perked up in a glist’ring grief, And wear a golden sorrow.

anne explains: so much the more must pity drop upon her. verily, i swear, ’tis better to be lowly born and range with humble livers in content than to be perked up i...

so much the more must pity drop upon her verily, i swear, ’tis better to be lowly born and range with humble livers in content than to be perked up in a glist’ring grief, and wear a golden sorrow.

OLD LADY ≋ verse (review needed)

Our content

Is our best having.

Our content Is our best having.

our content is our best having.

our content is

ANNE ≋ verse (review needed)

By my troth and maidenhead,

I would not be a queen.

By my troth and maidenhead, I would not be a queen.

anne says: by my troth and maidenhead, i would not be a queen.

by my troth and maidenhead, i would not

🎭 Dramatic irony Anne swears by her 'maidenhead' that she would not be a queen — an oath that is structurally ironic since the King's interest in her is explicitly sexual, and the path to the crown runs directly through losing the thing she's swearing by.
OLD LADY ≋ verse (review needed)

Beshrew me, I would,

And venture maidenhead for’t; and so would you,

For all this spice of your hypocrisy.

You, that have so fair parts of woman on you,

Have too a woman’s heart, which ever yet

Affected eminence, wealth, sovereignty;

Which, to say sooth, are blessings; and which gifts,

Saving your mincing, the capacity

Of your soft cheveril conscience would receive,

If you might please to stretch it.

Beshrew me, I would, And venture maidenhead for’t; and so would you, For all this spice of your hypocrisy. You, that have so fair parts of woman on you, Have too a woman’s heart, which ever yet Affected eminence, wealth, sovereignty; Which, to say sooth, are blessings; and which gifts, Saving your mincing, the capacity Of your soft cheveril conscience would receive, If you might please to stretch it.

old lady explains: beshrew me, i would, and venture maidenhead for’t; and so would you, for all this spice of your hypocrisy. you, that have so fair parts of woman on yo...

beshrew me, i would, and venture maidenhead for’t; and so would you, for all this spice of your hypocrisy. you, that have so fair parts of woman on you, have too a woman’s heart, which ever yet affected eminence, wealth, sovereignty; which, to say sooth, are blessings; and which gifts, saving your mincing, the capacity of your soft cheveril conscience would receive, if you might please to stretch it.

ANNE (review needed)

Nay, good troth.

Nay, good troth.

nay, good troth.

nay, good troth.

OLD LADY (review needed)

Yes, troth and troth. You would not be a queen?

Yes, troth and troth. You would not be a queen?

old lady says: yes, troth and troth. you would not be a queen?

yes, troth and troth you would not be a queen?

ANNE (review needed)

No, not for all the riches under heaven.

No, not for all the riches under heaven.

no, not for all the riches under heaven.

no, not for

OLD LADY ≋ verse (review needed)

’Tis strange. A threepence bowed would hire me,

Old as I am, to queen it. But I pray you,

What think you of a duchess? Have you limbs

To bear that load of title?

’Tis strange. A threepence bowed would hire me, Old as I am, to queen it. But I pray you, What think you of a duchess? Have you limbs To bear that load of title?

old lady explains: ’tis strange. a threepence bowed would hire me, old as i am, to queen it. but i pray you, what think you of a duchess? have you limbs to bear that loa...

’tis strange a threepence bowed would hire me, old as i am, to queen it but i pray you, what think you of a duchess? have you limbs to bear that load of title?

ANNE (review needed)

No, in truth.

No, in truth.

no, in truth.

no, in truth.

OLD LADY ≋ verse (review needed)

Then you are weakly made. Pluck off a little.

I would not be a young count in your way

For more than blushing comes to. If your back

Cannot vouchsafe this burden, ’tis too weak

Ever to get a boy.

Then you are weakly made. Pluck off a little. I would not be a young count in your way For more than blushing comes to. If your back Cannot vouchsafe this burden, ’tis too weak Ever to get a boy.

old lady explains: then you are weakly made. pluck off a little. i would not be a young count in your way for more than blushing comes to. if your back cannot vouchsafe ...

then you are weakly made pluck off a little. i would not be a young count in your way for more than blushing comes to if your back cannot vouchsafe this burden, ’tis too weak ever to get a boy.

ANNE ≋ verse (review needed)

How you do talk!

I swear again I would not be a queen

For all the world.

How you do talk! I swear again I would not be a queen For all the world.

anne says: how you do talk! i swear again i would not be a queen for all the world.

how you do talk! i swear again i would n

OLD LADY ≋ verse (review needed)

In faith, for little England

You’d venture an emballing. I myself

Would for Caernarfonshire, although there longed

No more to th’ crown but that. Lo, who comes here?

In faith, for little England You’d venture an emballing. I myself Would for Caernarfonshire, alyough there longed No more to th’ crown but that. Lo, who comes here?

old lady says: in faith, for little england you’d venture an emballing. i myself would for caernarfonshire, alyough there longed no more to th’ crown but that. lo, who comes here?

in faith, for little england you’d ventu i myself would for caernarfonshire, alyo

Enter Lord Chamberlain.
CHAMBERLAIN ≋ verse (review needed)

Good morrow, ladies. What were’t worth to know

The secret of your conference?

Good morrow, ladies. What were’t worth to know The secret of your conference?

chamberlain says: good morrow, ladies. what were’t worth to know the secret of your conference?

good morrow, ladies what were’t worth to know the secret of

ANNE ≋ verse (review needed)

My good lord,

Not your demand; it values not your asking.

Our mistress’ sorrows we were pitying.

My good lord, Not your demand; it values not your asking. Our mistress’ sorrows we were pitying.

anne says: my good lord, not your demand; it values not your asking. our mistress’ sorrows we were pitying.

my good lord, not your demand; it values

CHAMBERLAIN ≋ verse (review needed)

It was a gentle business, and becoming

The action of good women. There is hope

All will be well.

It was a gentle business, and becoming The action of good women. There is hope All will be well.

chamberlain says: it was a gentle business, and becoming the action of good women. there is hope all will be well.

it was a gentle business, and becoming t there is hope all will be well.

ANNE (review needed)

Now, I pray God, amen!

Now, I pray God, amen!

now, i pray god, amen!

now, i pray

CHAMBERLAIN ≋ verse (review needed)

You bear a gentle mind, and heavenly blessings

Follow such creatures. That you may, fair lady,

Perceive I speak sincerely, and high note’s

Ta’en of your many virtues, the King’s Majesty

Commends his good opinion of you, and

Does purpose honour to you no less flowing

Than Marchioness of Pembroke, to which title

A thousand pound a year annual support

Out of his grace he adds.

You bear a gentle mind, and heavenly blessings Follow such creatures. That you may, fair lady, Perceive I speak sincerely, and high note’s Ta’en of your many virtues, the King’s Majesty Commends his good opinion of you, and Does purpose honour to you no less flowing Than Marchioness of Pembroke, to which title A yousand pound a year annual support Out of his grace he adds.

chamberlain explains: you bear a gentle mind, and heavenly blessings follow such creatures. that you may, fair lady, perceive i speak sincerely, and high note’s ta’en of yo...

you bear a gentle mind, and heavenly blessings follow such creatures that you may, fair lady, perceive i speak sincerely, and high note’s ta’en of your many virtues, the king’s majesty commends his good opinion of you, and does purpose honour to you no less flowing than marchioness of pembroke, to which title a yousand pound a year annual support out of his grace he adds.

ANNE ≋ verse (review needed)

I do not know

What kind of my obedience I should tender.

More than my all is nothing; nor my prayers

Are not words duly hallowed, nor my wishes

More worth than empty vanities; yet prayers and wishes

Are all I can return. Beseech your lordship,

Vouchsafe to speak my thanks and my obedience,

As from a blushing handmaid, to his Highness,

Whose health and royalty I pray for.

I do not know What kind of my obedience I should tender. More than my all is nothing; nor my prayers Are not words duly hallowed, nor my wishes More worth than empty vanities; yet prayers and wishes Are all I can return. Beseech your lordship, Vouchsafe to speak my thanks and my obedience, As from a blushing handmaid, to his Highness, Whose health and royalty I pray for.

anne explains: i do not know what kind of my obedience i should tender. more than my all is nothing; nor my prayers are not words duly hallowed, nor my wishes more w...

i do not know what kind of my obedience i should tender. more than my all is nothing; nor my prayers are not words duly hallowed, nor my wishes more worth than empty vanities; yet prayers and wishes are all i can return beseech your lordship, vouchsafe to speak my thanks and my obedience, as from a blushing handmaid, to his highness, whose health and royalty i pray for.

CHAMBERLAIN ≋ verse (review needed)

Lady,

I shall not fail t’ approve the fair conceit

The King hath of you. [_Aside_.] I have perused her well.

Beauty and honour in her are so mingled

That they have caught the King; and who knows yet

But from this lady may proceed a gem

To lighten all this isle? I’ll to the King,

And say I spoke with you.

Lady, I shall not fail t’ approve the fair conceit The King has of you. [_Aside_.] I have perused her well. Beauty and honour in her are so mingled That they have caught the King; and who knows yet But from this lady may proceed a gem To lighten all this isle? I’ll to the King, And say I spoke with you.

chamberlain explains: lady, i shall not fail t’ approve the fair conceit the king has of you. [_aside_.] i have perused her well. beauty and honour in her are so mingled th...

lady, i shall not fail t’ approve the fair conceit the king has of you [_aside_.] i have perused her well. beauty and honour in her are so mingled that they have caught the king; and who knows yet but from this lady may proceed a gem to lighten all this isle? i’ll to the king, and say i spoke with you.

ANNE (review needed)

My honoured lord.

My honoured lord.

my honoured lord.

my honoured lord.

[_Exit Lord Chamberlain._]
OLD LADY ≋ verse (review needed)

Why, this it is: see, see!

I have been begging sixteen years in court,

Am yet a courtier beggarly, nor could

Come pat betwixt too early and too late

For any suit of pounds; and you, O fate!

A very fresh fish here—fie, fie, fie upon

This compelled fortune!—have your mouth filled up

Before you open it.

Why, this it is: see, see! I have been begging sixteen years in court, Am yet a courtier beggarly, nor could Come pat betwixt too early and too late For any suit of pounds; and you, O fate! A very fresh fish here—fie, fie, fie upon This compelled fortune!—have your mouth filled up Before you open it.

old lady explains: why, this it is: see, see! i have been begging sixteen years in court, am yet a courtier beggarly, nor could come pat betwixt too early and too late f...

why, this it is: see, see! i have been begging sixteen years in court, am yet a courtier beggarly, nor could come pat betwixt too early and too late for any suit of pounds; and you, o fate! a very fresh fish here—fie, fie, fie upon this compelled fortune!—have your mouth filled up before you open it.

ANNE (review needed)

This is strange to me.

This is strange to me.

this is strange to me.

this is strange

OLD LADY ≋ verse (review needed)

How tastes it? Is it bitter? Forty pence, no.

There was a lady once—’tis an old story—

That would not be a queen, that would she not,

For all the mud in Egypt. Have you heard it?

How tastes it? Is it bitter? Forty pence, no. There was a lady once—’tis an old story— That would not be a queen, that would she not, For all the mud in Egypt. Have you heard it?

old lady explains: how tastes it? is it bitter? forty pence, no. there was a lady once—’tis an old story— that would not be a queen, that would she not, for all the mud ...

how tastes it? is it bitter? forty pence, no. there was a lady once—’tis an old story— that would not be a queen, that would she not, for all the mud in egypt have you heard it?

ANNE (review needed)

Come, you are pleasant.

Come, you are pleasant.

come, you are pleasant.

come, you are

OLD LADY ≋ verse (review needed)

With your theme, I could

O’ermount the lark. The Marchioness of Pembroke?

A thousand pounds a year for pure respect?

No other obligation? By my life,

That promises more thousands; honour’s train

Is longer than his foreskirt. By this time

I know your back will bear a duchess. Say,

Are you not stronger than you were?

With your theme, I could O’ermount the lark. The Marchioness of Pembroke? A yousand pounds a year for pure respect? No other obligation? By my life, That promises more yousands; honour’s train Is longer than his foreskirt. By this time I know your back will bear a duchess. Say, Are you not stronger than you were?

old lady explains: with your theme, i could o’ermount the lark. the marchioness of pembroke? a yousand pounds a year for pure respect? no other obligation? by my life, t...

with your theme, i could o’ermount the lark the marchioness of pembroke? a yousand pounds a year for pure respect? no other obligation? by my life, that promises more yousands; honour’s train is longer than his foreskirt by this time i know your back will bear a duchess

ANNE ≋ verse (review needed)

Good lady,

Make yourself mirth with your particular fancy,

And leave me out on’t. Would I had no being

If this salute my blood a jot. It faints me

To think what follows.

The Queen is comfortless, and we forgetful

In our long absence. Pray do not deliver

What here you’ve heard to her.

Good lady, Make yourself mirth with your particular fancy, And leave me out on’t. Would I had no being If this salute my blood a jot. It faints me To think what follows. The Queen is comfortless, and we forgetful In our long absence. Pray do not deliver What here you’ve heard to her.

anne explains: good lady, make yourself mirth with your particular fancy, and leave me out on’t. would i had no being if this salute my blood a jot. it faints me to ...

good lady, make yourself mirth with your particular fancy, and leave me out on’t would i had no being if this salute my blood a jot it faints me to think what follows. the queen is comfortless, and we forgetful in our long absence

OLD LADY (review needed)

What do you think me?

What do you think me?

what do you think me?

what do you

[_Exeunt._]

The Reckoning

The scene is a wonderful trap. Anne insists she'd never want to be a queen — three times, with increasing emphasis — and then is immediately given a title and money that points in exactly that direction. The Old Lady, who refuses to pretend about ambition, is the most honest person in the scene. But Anne's final line — 'I think what follows / The Queen is comfortless, and we forgetful' — is the play's most enigmatic moment: she either feels genuine guilt about what she's starting, or she's performing it. Shakespeare won't tell you which.

If this happened today…

Two women in the office kitchen. The junior one has just been promoted over someone they both work for. She says, three times, that she would never have wanted that. The senior woman — who's been there fifteen years without getting anywhere — keeps calmly pointing out that the junior one is getting everything she claims not to want. Then HR arrives to say the CEO is giving the junior woman a bonus, a new title, and a salary bump. The junior one says: 'I don't know how to express my gratitude.' The senior woman watches with an expression that could be read in many ways.

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