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Act 4, Scene 2 — Florence. A room in the Widow’s house.
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The argument Bertram woos Diana with grand vows, gives her his ancestral ring, and she arranges the bed-trick — he'll sleep with Helena believing her to be Diana.
Enter Bertram and Diana.
BERTRAM BERTRAM

They told me that your name was Fontybell.

They told me that your name was Fontybell.

they told me that your name was fontybell.

They told me that your name was Fontybell.

DIANA DIANA

No, my good lord, Diana.

No, my good lord, Diana.

no, my good lord, diana.

No, my good lord, Diana.

BERTRAM ≋ verse BERTRAM

Titled goddess;

And worth it, with addition! But, fair soul,

In your fine frame hath love no quality?

If the quick fire of youth light not your mind,

You are no maiden but a monument;

When you are dead, you should be such a one

As you are now; for you are cold and stern,

And now you should be as your mother was

When your sweet self was got.

Titled goddess; And worth it, with addition! But, fair soul, In your fine frame has love no quality? If the quick fire of youth light not your mind, You are no maiden but a monument; When you are dead, you should be such a one As you are now; for you are cold and stern, And now you should be as your mother was When your sweet self was got.

titled goddess; and worth it, with addition! but, fair soul, in your fine frame has love no quality? if the quick fire of youth light not your mind, you 're no maiden but a monument; when you 're dead, you should be such a one as you 're now; for you 're cold and stern, and now you should be as your mother was when your sweet self was got.

Titled goddess; And worth it, with addition! But, fair soul, In your...

"you are no maiden but a monument" Bertram is making a sophisticated insult: a monument (a tomb effigy) is permanently still, cold, decorative. He's saying Diana's chastity makes her more dead than alive. It's meant as pressure — 'you're wasting your youth.' Diana will turn the same logic back on him.
DIANA DIANA

She then was honest.

She then was honest.

she then was honest.

She then was honest.

BERTRAM BERTRAM

So should you be.

So should you be.

so should you be.

So should you be.

DIANA ≋ verse DIANA

No.

My mother did but duty; such, my lord,

As you owe to your wife.

No. My mother did but duty; such, my lord, As you owe to your wife.

no. my mother did but duty; such, my lord, as you owe to your wife.

No. My mother did but duty; such, my lord, As you owe...

BERTRAM ≋ verse BERTRAM

No more a’ that!

I pr’ythee do not strive against my vows;

I was compell’d to her; but I love thee

By love’s own sweet constraint, and will for ever

Do thee all rights of service.

No more a’ that! I pr’ythee do not strive against my vows; I was compell’d to her; but I love you By love’s own sweet constraint, and will for ever Do you all rights of service.

no more a’ that! i pr’ythee do not strive against my vows; i was compell’d to her; but i love you by love’s own sweet constraint, and will for ever do you all rights of service.

No more a’ that! I pr’ythee do not strive against my vows;...

DIANA ≋ verse DIANA

Ay, so you serve us

Till we serve you; but when you have our roses,

You barely leave our thorns to prick ourselves,

And mock us with our bareness.

Ay, so you serve us Till we serve you; but when you have our roses, You barely leave our thorns to prick ourselves, And mock us with our bareness.

ay, so you serve us till we serve you; but when you 've our roses, you barely leave our thorns to prick ourselves, and mock us with our bareness.

Ay, so you serve us Till we serve you; but when you...

"when you have our roses, / You barely leave our thorns to prick ourselves" One of the play's most precise descriptions of how Bertram operates: he wants the prize and then disappears, leaving the cost entirely with the woman. Diana has never met him before and already knows exactly what he does.
Why it matters Diana's rose-and-thorn metaphor becomes one of the play's central images for what Bertram does to women — it lands here as prophecy, as accusation, and as warning all at once.
BERTRAM BERTRAM

How have I sworn?

How have I sworn?

how 've i sworn?

How have I sworn?

DIANA ≋ verse DIANA

’Tis not the many oaths that makes the truth,

But the plain single vow that is vow’d true.

What is not holy, that we swear not by,

But take the highest to witness: then, pray you, tell me,

If I should swear by Jove’s great attributes

I lov’d you dearly, would you believe my oaths

When I did love you ill? This has no holding,

To swear by him whom I protest to love

That I will work against him. Therefore your oaths

Are words and poor conditions; but unseal’d,—

At least in my opinion.

’is not the many oaths that makes the truth, But the plain single vow that is vow’d true. What is not holy, that we swear not by, But take the highest to witness: then, pray you, tell me, If I should swear by Jove’s great attributes I lov’d you dearly, would you believe my oaths When I did love you ill? This has no holding, To swear by him whom I protest to love That I will work against him. Therefore your oaths Are words and poor conditions; but unseal’d,— At least in my opinion.

’t's not the many oaths that makes the truth, but the plain single vow that 's vow’d true. what 's not holy, that we swear not by, but take the highest to witness: then, pray you, tell me, if i should swear by jove’s great attributes i lov’d you dearly, would you believe my oaths when i did love you ill? th's has no holding, to swear by him whom i protest to love that i will work against him. therefore your oaths 're words and poor conditions; but unseal’d,— at least in my opinion.

’is not the many oaths that makes the truth, But the plain...

BERTRAM ≋ verse BERTRAM

Change it, change it.

Be not so holy-cruel. Love is holy;

And my integrity ne’er knew the crafts

That you do charge men with. Stand no more off,

But give thyself unto my sick desires,

Who then recovers. Say thou art mine, and ever

My love as it begins shall so persever.

Change it, change it. Be not so holy-cruel. Love is holy; And my integrity ne’er knew the crafts That you do charge men with. Stand no more off, But give yourself unto my sick desires, Who then recovers. Say you are mine, and ever My love as it begins shall so persever.

change it, change it. be not so holy-cruel. love 's holy; and my integrity ne’er knew the crafts that you do charge men with. stand no more off, but give yourself unto my sick desires, who then recovers. say you 're mine, and ever my love as it begins shall so persever.

Change it, change it. Be not so holy-cruel. Love is holy; And...

DIANA ≋ verse DIANA

I see that men make hopes in such a case,

That we’ll forsake ourselves. Give me that ring.

I see that men make hopes in such a case, That we’ll forsake ourselves. Give me that ring.

i see that men make hopes in such a case, that we’ll forsake ourselves. give me that ring.

I see that men make hopes in such a case, That we’ll...

Why it matters Diana's demand for the ring is the pivot of the entire play. Everything Helena needs — her marriage, the proof of the bed-trick — hinges on Bertram parting with his ancestral ring. Diana asks for it the instant she senses Bertram is ripe enough.
BERTRAM ≋ verse BERTRAM

I’ll lend it thee, my dear, but have no power

To give it from me.

I’ll lend it you, my dear, but have no power To give it from me.

i’ll lend it you, my dear, but 've no power to give it from me.

I’ll lend it you, my dear, but have no power To give...

DIANA DIANA

Will you not, my lord?

Will you not, my lord?

will you not, my lord?

Will you not, my lord?

BERTRAM ≋ verse BERTRAM

It is an honour ’longing to our house,

Bequeathed down from many ancestors,

Which were the greatest obloquy i’ the world

In me to lose.

It is an honour ’longing to our house, Bequeathed down from many ancestors, Which were the greatest obloquy i’ the world In me to lose.

it 's an honour ’longing to our house, bequeathed down from many ancestors, which were the greatest obloquy i’ the world in me to lose.

It is an honour ’longing to our house, Bequeathed down from many...

DIANA ≋ verse DIANA

Mine honour’s such a ring;

My chastity’s the jewel of our house,

Bequeathed down from many ancestors,

Which were the greatest obloquy i’ the world

In me to lose. Thus your own proper wisdom

Brings in the champion honour on my part

Against your vain assault.

Mine honour’s such a ring; My chastity’s the jewel of our house, Bequeathed down from many ancestors, Which were the greatest obloquy i’ the world In me to lose. Thus your own proper wisdom Brings in the champion honour on my part Against your vain assault.

mine honour’s such a ring; my chastity’s the jewel of our house, bequeathed down from many ancestors, which were the greatest obloquy i’ the world in me to lose. thus your own proper wisdom brings in the champion honour on my part against your vain assault.

Mine honour’s such a ring; My chastity’s the jewel of our house,...

Why it matters Diana's rhetorical reversal is one of the sharpest moments in the play. She uses Bertram's exact words — the 'greatest obloquy in the world' — and applies them to her own chastity. He has been defeated by his own argument.
↩ Callback to 3-7 Helena planned the ring exchange in 3-7 with the Widow; Diana's execution here is precisely what was outlined — obtaining Bertram's ancestral ring as proof and leverage.
BERTRAM ≋ verse BERTRAM

Here, take my ring;

My house, mine honour, yea, my life be thine,

And I’ll be bid by thee.

Here, take my ring; My house, mine honour, yea, my life be yours, And I’ll be bid by you.

here, take my ring; my house, mine honour, yea, my life be yours, and i’ll be bid by you.

Here, take my ring; My house, mine honour, yea, my life be...

DIANA ≋ verse DIANA

When midnight comes, knock at my chamber window;

I’ll order take my mother shall not hear.

Now will I charge you in the band of truth,

When you have conquer’d my yet maiden-bed,

Remain there but an hour, nor speak to me.

My reasons are most strong; and you shall know them

When back again this ring shall be deliver’d;

And on your finger in the night, I’ll put

Another ring, that what in time proceeds

May token to the future our past deeds.

Adieu till then; then fail not. You have won

A wife of me, though there my hope be done.

When midnight comes, knock at my chamber window; I’ll order take my mother shall not hear. Now will I charge you in the band of truth, When you have conquer’d my yet maiden-bed, Remain there but an hour, nor speak to me. My reasons are most strong; and you shall know them When back again this ring shall be deliver’d; And on your finger in the night, I’ll put Another ring, that what in time proceeds May token to the future our past deeds. Adieu till then; then fail not. You have won A wife of me, though there my hope be done.

when midnight comes, knock at my chamber window; i’ll order take my mother shall not hear. now will i charge you in the band of truth, when you 've conquer’d my yet maiden-bed, remain there but an hour, nor speak to me. my reasons 're most strong; and you shall know them when back again th's ring shall be deliver’d; and on your finger in the night, i’ll put another ring, that what in time proceeds may token to the future our past deeds. adieu till then; then fail not. you 've won a wife of me, though there my hope be done.

When midnight comes, knock at my chamber window; I’ll order take my...

"Remain there but an hour, nor speak to me" Diana's instructions are actually Helena's instructions — the darkness, the silence, the hour limit are all designed so Bertram will sleep with his wife and never realize it. Diana knows exactly what she's setting up.
Why it matters This speech completes the mechanism of Helena's plan. The ring exchange, the hour in darkness, the silence — every detail is engineered so Bertram will unknowingly fulfill the conditions of his own impossible letter: getting Helena pregnant and sleeping with her.
BERTRAM BERTRAM

A heaven on earth I have won by wooing thee.

A heaven on earth I have won by wooing you.

a heaven on earth i 've won by wooing you.

A heaven on earth I have won by wooing you.

🎭 Dramatic irony Bertram says 'A heaven on earth I have won by wooing thee' — he thinks he's just seduced Diana. He has actually just surrendered his ancestral ring to his wife's allies and set in motion the conditions that will legally bind him to Helena forever.
[_Exit._]
DIANA ≋ verse DIANA

For which live long to thank both heaven and me!

You may so in the end.

My mother told me just how he would woo,

As if she sat in’s heart. She says all men

Have the like oaths. He had sworn to marry me

When his wife’s dead; therefore I’ll lie with him

When I am buried. Since Frenchmen are so braid,

Marry that will, I live and die a maid.

Only, in this disguise, I think’t no sin

To cozen him that would unjustly win.

For which live long to thank both heaven and me! You may so in the end. My mother told me just how he would woo, As if she sat in’s heart. She says all men Have the like oaths. He had sworn to marry me When his wife’s dead; therefore I’ll lie with him When I am buried. Since Frenchmen are so braid, Marry that will, I live and die a maid. Only, in this disguise, I think’t no sin To cozen him that would unjustly win.

for which live long to thank both heaven and me! you may so in the end. my mother told me just how he would woo, as if she sat in’s heart. she says all men 've the like oaths. he had sworn to marry me when h's wife’s dead; therefore i’ll lie with him when i am buried. since frenchmen 're so braid, marry that will, i live and die a maid. only, in th's disguise, i think’t no sin to cozen him that would unjustly win.

For which live long to thank both heaven and me! You may...

Why it matters Diana's soliloquy reveals that she has been fully in control from the start — briefed by her mother, executing Helena's plan, and maintaining her own moral philosophy throughout. The scene that looked like a seduction was a trap the whole time.
[_Exit._]

The Reckoning

This scene is a duel of wits dressed as a seduction, and Diana wins every exchange. Bertram throws flattery, pressure, vows, and finally his most precious possession — a ring that has been in his family for six generations — and Diana accepts it all while giving away nothing. Her final soliloquy makes clear she's operating entirely on Helena's behalf, fully aware of what Bertram is and what he deserves. The audience leaves the scene holding two rings: Helena's plan is in motion, and Bertram has just handed the woman he claims to love his own undoing.

If this happened today…

A married exec at a conference slides into a junior colleague's DMs with increasingly shameless lines. She's already been briefed by his wife — this is a sting operation. She matches every move: asks for his passcode, his car keys, his login to the family account. He hands them over because he thinks he's winning. When he finally gets what he thinks he wants, the colleague has documented everything, transferred the car keys to the wife, and blocked him. He thought he was running game. He was running himself into a corner she built.

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