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Act 3, Scene 6 — Camp before Florence.
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The argument The French lords persuade Bertram that Parolles is a fraud, devise a trap to expose him by having him 'captured' by fake enemies, and Bertram — now convinced — describes his pursuit of Diana.
Enter Bertram and the two French Lords.
FIRST LORD FIRST LORD

Nay, good my lord, put him to’t; let him have his way.

no, good my lord, put him to’t; let him have his way.

no, good my lord, put him to’t; let him 've h's way.

no, good my lord, put him to’t; let him have his way.

SECOND LORD SECOND LORD

If your lordship find him not a hilding, hold me no more in your

respect.

If your lordship find him not a hilding, hold me no more in your respect.

if your lordship find him not a hilding, hold me no more in your respect.

If your lordship find him not a hilding, hold me no more...

FIRST LORD FIRST LORD

On my life, my lord, a bubble.

On my life, my lord, a bubble.

on my life, my lord, a bubble.

On my life, my lord, a bubble.

BERTRAM BERTRAM

Do you think I am so far deceived in him?

Do you think I am so far deceived in him?

do you think i am so far deceived in him?

Do you think I am so far deceived in him?

FIRST LORD FIRST LORD

Believe it, my lord, in mine own direct knowledge, without any malice,

but to speak of him as my kinsman, he’s a most notable coward, an

infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise-breaker, the owner of no

one good quality worthy your lordship’s entertainment.

Believe it, my lord, in mine own direct knowledge, without any malice, but to speak of him as my kinsman, he’s a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise-breaker, the owner of no one good quality worthy your lordship’s entertainment.

believe it, my lord, in mine own direct knowledge, without any malice, but to speak of him as my kinsman, he’s a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise-breaker, the owner of no one good quality worthy your lordship’s entertainment.

Believe it, my lord, in mine own direct knowledge, without any malice,...

SECOND LORD SECOND LORD

It were fit you knew him; lest, reposing too far in his virtue, which

he hath not, he might at some great and trusty business, in a main

danger fail you.

It were fit you knew him; lest, reposing too far in his virtue, which he has not, he might at some great and trusty business, in a main danger fail you.

it were fit you knew him; lest, reposing too far in h's virtue, which he has not, he might at some great and trusty business, in a main danger fail you.

It were fit you knew him; lest, reposing too far in his...

BERTRAM BERTRAM

I would I knew in what particular action to try him.

I would I knew in what particular action to try him.

i would i knew in what particular action to try him.

I would I knew in what particular action to try him.

SECOND LORD SECOND LORD

None better than to let him fetch off his drum, which you hear him so

confidently undertake to do.

None better than to let him fetch off his drum, which you hear him so confidently undertake to do.

none better than to let him fetch off h's drum, which you hear him so confidently undertake to do.

None better than to let him fetch off his drum, which you...

FIRST LORD FIRST LORD

I with a troop of Florentines will suddenly surprise him; such I will

have whom I am sure he knows not from the enemy; we will bind and

hoodwink him so that he shall suppose no other but that he is carried

into the leaguer of the adversaries when we bring him to our own tents.

Be but your lordship present at his examination; if he do not for the

promise of his life, and in the highest compulsion of base fear, offer

to betray you, and deliver all the intelligence in his power against

you, and that with the divine forfeit of his soul upon oath, never

trust my judgment in anything.

I with a troop of Florentines will suddenly surprise him; such I will have whom I am sure he knows not from the enemy; we will bind and hoodwink him so that he shall suppose no other but that he is carried into the leaguer of the adversaries when we bring him to our own tents. Be but your lordship present at his examination; if he do not for the promise of his life, and in the highest compulsion of base fear, offer to betray you, and deliver all the intelligence in his power against you, and that with the divine forfeit of his soul upon oath, never trust my judgment in anything.

i with a troop of florentines will suddenly surprise him; such i will 've whom i am sure he knows not from the enemy; we will bind and hoodwink him so that he shall suppose no other but that he 's carried into the leaguer of the adversaries when we bring him to our own tents. be but your lordship present at h's examination; if he do not for the promise of h's life, and in the highest compulsion of base fear, offer to betray you, and deliver all the intelligence in h's power against you, and that with the divine forfeit of h's soul upon oath, never trust my judgment in anything.

I with a troop of Florentines will suddenly surprise him; such I...

SECOND LORD SECOND LORD

O, for the love of laughter, let him fetch his drum; he says he has a

stratagem for’t. When your lordship sees the bottom of his success

in’t, and to what metal this counterfeit lump of ore will be melted, if

you give him not John Drum’s entertainment, your inclining cannot be

removed. Here he comes.

O, for the love of laughter, let him fetch his drum; he says he has a stratagem for’t. When your lordship sees the bottom of his success in’t, and to what metal this counterfeit lump of ore will be melted, if you give him not John Drum’s entertainment, your inclining cannot be removed. Here he comes.

o, for the love of laughter, let him fetch h's drum; he says he has a stratagem for’t. when your lordship sees the bottom of h's success in’t, and to what metal th's counterfeit lump of ore will be melted, if you give him not john drum’s entertainment, your inclining cannot be removed. here he comes.

O, for the love of laughter, let him fetch his drum; he...

Enter Parolles.
FIRST LORD FIRST LORD

O, for the love of laughter, hinder not the honour of his design: let

him fetch off his drum in any hand.

O, for the love of laughter, hinder not the honour of his design: let him fetch off his drum in any hand.

o, for the love of laughter, hinder not the honour of h's design: let him fetch off h's drum in any hand.

O, for the love of laughter, hinder not the honour of his...

BERTRAM BERTRAM

How now, monsieur! This drum sticks sorely in your disposition.

How now, monsieur! This drum sticks sorely in your disposition.

how now, monsieur! th's drum sticks sorely in your disposition.

How now, monsieur! This drum sticks sorely in your disposition.

SECOND LORD SECOND LORD

A pox on ’t; let it go; ’tis but a drum.

A pox on ’t; let it go; ’is but a drum.

a pox on ’t; let it go; ’t's but a drum.

A pox on ’t; let it go; ’is but a drum.

PAROLLES PAROLLES

But a drum! Is’t but a drum? A drum so lost! There was excellent

command, to charge in with our horse upon our own wings, and to rend

our own soldiers.

But a drum! Is’t but a drum? A drum so lost! There was excellent command, to charge in with our horse upon our own wings, and to rend our own soldiers.

but a drum! is’t but a drum? a drum so lost! there was excellent command, to charge in with our horse upon our own wings, and to rend our own soldiers.

But a drum! Is’t but a drum? A drum so lost! There...

SECOND LORD SECOND LORD

That was not to be blam’d in the command of the service; it was a

disaster of war that Caesar himself could not have prevented, if he had

been there to command.

That was not to be blam’d in the command of the service; it was a disaster of war that Caesar himself could not have prevented, if he had been there to command.

that was not to be blam’d in the command of the service; it was a disaster of war that caesar himself could not 've prevented, if he had been there to command.

That was not to be blam’d in the command of the service;...

BERTRAM BERTRAM

Well, we cannot greatly condemn our success: some dishonour we had in

the loss of that drum, but it is not to be recovered.

Well, we cannot greatly condemn our success: some dishonour we had in the loss of that drum, but it is not to be recovered.

well, we cannot greatly condemn our success: some dishonour we had in the loss of that drum, but it 's not to be recovered.

Well, we cannot greatly condemn our success: some dishonour we had in...

PAROLLES PAROLLES

It might have been recovered.

It might have been recovered.

it might 've been recovered.

It might have been recovered.

BERTRAM BERTRAM

It might, but it is not now.

It might, but it is not now.

it might, but it 's not now.

It might, but it is not now.

PAROLLES PAROLLES

It is to be recovered. But that the merit of service is seldom

attributed to the true and exact performer, I would have that drum or

another, or _hic jacet_.

It is to be recovered. But that the merit of service is seldom attributed to the true and exact performer, I would have that drum or another, or _hic jacet_.

it 's to be recovered. but that the merit of service 's seldom attributed to the true and exact performer, i would 've that drum or another, or _hic jacet_.

It is to be recovered. But that the merit of service is...

BERTRAM BERTRAM

Why, if you have a stomach, to’t, monsieur, if you think your mystery

in stratagem can bring this instrument of honour again into his native

quarter, be magnanimous in the enterprise, and go on; I will grace the

attempt for a worthy exploit; if you speed well in it, the duke shall

both speak of it and extend to you what further becomes his greatness,

even to the utmost syllable of your worthiness.

Why, if you have a stomach, to’t, monsieur, if you think your mystery in stratagem can bring this instrument of honour again into his native quarter, be magnanimous in the enterprise, and go on; I will grace the attempt for a worthy exploit; if you speed well in it, the duke shall both speak of it and extend to you what further becomes his greatness, even to the utmost syllable of your worthiness.

why, if you 've a stomach, to’t, monsieur, if you think your mystery in stratagem can bring th's instrument of honour again into h's native quarter, be magnanimous in the enterprise, and go on; i will grace the attempt for a worthy exploit; if you speed well in it, the duke shall both speak of it and extend to you what further becomes h's greatness, even to the utmost syllable of your worthiness.

Why, if you have a stomach, to’t, monsieur, if you think your...

PAROLLES PAROLLES

By the hand of a soldier, I will undertake it.

By the hand of a soldier, I will undertake it.

by the hand of a soldier, i will undertake it.

By the hand of a soldier, I will undertake it.

BERTRAM BERTRAM

But you must not now slumber in it.

But you must not now slumber in it.

but you must not now slumber in it.

But you must not now slumber in it.

PAROLLES PAROLLES

I’ll about it this evening; and I will presently pen down my dilemmas,

encourage myself in my certainty, put myself into my mortal

preparation; and by midnight look to hear further from me.

I’ll about it this evening; and I will presently pen down my dilemmas, encourage myself in my certainty, put myself into my mortal preparation; and by midnight look to hear further from me.

i’ll about it th's evening; and i will presently pen down my dilemmas, encourage myself in my certainty, put myself into my mortal preparation; and by midnight look to hear further from me.

I’ll about it this evening; and I will presently pen down my...

BERTRAM BERTRAM

May I be bold to acquaint his grace you are gone about it?

May I be bold to acquaint his grace you are gone about it?

may i be bold to acquaint h's grace you 're gone about it?

May I be bold to acquaint his grace you are gone about...

PAROLLES PAROLLES

I know not what the success will be, my lord, but the attempt I vow.

I know not what the success will be, my lord, but the attempt I vow.

i know not what the success will be, my lord, but the attempt i vow.

I know not what the success will be, my lord, but the...

BERTRAM BERTRAM

I know th’art valiant; and to the possibility of thy soldiership, will

subscribe for thee. Farewell.

I know th’are valiant; and to the possibility of your soldiership, will subscribe for you. Farewell.

i know th’'re valiant; and to the possibility of your soldiership, will subscribe for you. farewell.

I know th’are valiant; and to the possibility of your soldiership, will...

PAROLLES PAROLLES

I love not many words.

I love not many words.

i love not many words.

I love not many words.

[_Exit._]
FIRST LORD FIRST LORD

No more than a fish loves water. Is not this a strange fellow, my lord,

that so confidently seems to undertake this business, which he knows is

not to be done; damns himself to do, and dares better be damn’d than to

do’t.

No more than a fish loves water. Is not this a strange fellow, my lord, that so confidently seems to undertake this business, which he knows is not to be done; damns himself to do, and dares better be damn’d than to do’t.

no more than a fish loves water. 's not th's a strange fellow, my lord, that so confidently seems to undertake th's business, which he knows 's not to be done; damns himself to do, and dares better be damn’d than to do’t.

No more than a fish loves water. Is not this a strange...

SECOND LORD SECOND LORD

You do not know him, my lord, as we do; certain it is that he will

steal himself into a man’s favour, and for a week escape a great deal

of discoveries, but when you find him out, you have him ever after.

You do not know him, my lord, as we do; certain it is that he will steal himself into a man’s favour, and for a week escape a great deal of discoveries, but when you find him out, you have him ever after.

you do not know him, my lord, as we do; certain it 's that he will steal himself into a man’s favour, and for a week escape a great deal of discoveries, but when you find him out, you 've him ever after.

You do not know him, my lord, as we do; certain it...

BERTRAM BERTRAM

Why, do you think he will make no deed at all of this, that so

seriously he does address himself unto?

Why, do you think he will make no deed at all of this, that so seriously he does address himself unto?

why, do you think he will make no deed at all of this, that so seriously he does address himself unto?

Why, do you think he will make no deed at all of...

FIRST LORD FIRST LORD

None in the world; but return with an invention, and clap upon you two

or three probable lies; but we have almost embossed him; you shall see

his fall tonight; for indeed he is not for your lordship’s respect.

None in the world; but return with an invention, and clap upon you two or three probable lies; but we have almost embossed him; you shall see his fall tonight; for indeed he is not for your lordship’s respect.

none in the world; but return with an invention, and clap upon you two or three probable lies; but we 've almost embossed him; you shall see h's fall tonight; for indeed he 's not for your lordship’s respect.

None in the world; but return with an invention, and clap upon...

SECOND LORD SECOND LORD

We’ll make you some sport with the fox ere we case him. He was first

smok’d by the old Lord Lafew; when his disguise and he is parted, tell

me what a sprat you shall find him; which you shall see this very

night.

We’ll make you some sport with the fox before we case him. He was first smok’d by the old Lord Lafew; when his disguise and he is parted, tell me what a sprat you shall find him; which you shall see this very night.

we’ll make you some sport with the fox before we case him. he was first smok’d by the old lord lafew; when h's disguise and he 's parted, tell me what a sprat you shall find him; which you shall see th's very night.

We’ll make you some sport with the fox before we case him....

FIRST LORD FIRST LORD

I must go look my twigs. He shall be caught.

I must go look my twigs. He shall be caught.

i must go look my twigs. he shall be caught.

I must go look my twigs. He shall be caught.

BERTRAM BERTRAM

Your brother, he shall go along with me.

Your brother, he shall go along with me.

your brother, he shall go along with me.

Your brother, he shall go along with me.

FIRST LORD FIRST LORD

As’t please your lordship. I’ll leave you.

As’t please your lordship. I’ll leave you.

as’t please your lordship. i’ll leave you.

As’t please your lordship. I’ll leave you.

[_Exit._]
BERTRAM ≋ verse BERTRAM

Now will I lead you to the house, and show you

The lass I spoke of.

Now will I lead you to the house, and show you The lass I spoke of.

now will i lead you to the house, and show you the lass i spoke of.

Now will I lead you to the house, and show you The...

SECOND LORD SECOND LORD

But you say she’s honest.

But you say she’s honest.

but you say she’s honest.

But you say she’s honest.

BERTRAM ≋ verse BERTRAM

That’s all the fault. I spoke with her but once,

And found her wondrous cold, but I sent to her

By this same coxcomb that we have i’ the wind

Tokens and letters which she did re-send,

And this is all I have done. She’s a fair creature;

Will you go see her?

That’s all the fault. I spoke with her but once, And found her wondrous cold, but I sent to her By this same coxcomb that we have i’ the wind Tokens and letters which she did re-send, And this is all I have done. She’s a fair creature; Will you go see her?

that’s all the fault. i spoke with her but once, and found her wondrous cold, but i sent to her by th's same coxcomb that we 've i’ the wind tokens and letters which she did re-send, and th's 's all i 've done. she’s a fair creature; will you go see her?

That’s all the fault. I spoke with her but once, And found...

"That's all the fault." Bertram calls Diana's virtue 'the fault' — the only obstacle to his seduction. He is not embarrassed by this. The word 'fault' tells you everything about how he's framing the situation.
Why it matters Bertram's casual description of his pursuit of Diana — her virtue as 'the only fault' — reveals the moral parallel the scene has been building: the same man who just agreed to expose a fraud is himself a different kind of fraud, and nobody treats it the same way.
🎭 Dramatic irony Bertram describes his pursuit of Diana to the Second Lord — but the audience knows from 3-5 that Helena has already made contact with the Widow and is forming her plan. Bertram thinks he's the hunter; he's walking into a trap he can't see.
SECOND LORD SECOND LORD

With all my heart, my lord.

With all my heart, my lord.

with all my heart, my lord.

With all my heart, my lord.

[_Exeunt._]

The Reckoning

A scene of male conspiracy on two tracks: the lords setting up Parolles's humiliation, and Bertram casually describing his pursuit of Diana's honor as if it's the same kind of game. There's a dark parallel running through this scene that the lords don't quite notice — they are taking elaborate care to expose a fraud, while Bertram is committing a different kind of fraud against Diana and no one treats it the same way. The scene ends with Bertram leading the Second Lord to view Diana, his intended victim, as if she's a sporting trophy.

If this happened today…

At a work retreat, two colleagues convince a third that his best friend and sidekick is actually a fraud who has been lying about his credentials and will sell out everyone if pressured. They set up an elaborate fake interview to expose him. Then the same man who just agreed to entrap his friend mentions, as an afterthought, that there's a girl at the hotel he's been trying to seduce — 'she's playing hard to get but I'll get there.' His colleague says 'I'll come have a look.' Nobody treats this as connected to the conversation they just had.

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