Sonnet 138

Both the poet and his mistress pretend: she lies about her virtue; he feigns youth and naivety. Their mutual deceptions preserve the relationship and mask the truth of age and infidelity.

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1 When my love swears that she is made of truth,
The woman's lie
When my love swears that she is made of truth,
2 I do believe, her though I know she lies,
I do believe her though I know she lies,
3 That she might think me some untutored youth,
That she with pretty oaths my soul beguiles,
4 Unlearned in the world’s false subtleties.
And yet I know her wiles are merely lies.
5 Thus vainly thinking that she thinks me young,
Therefore I lie with her and she with me,
6 Although she knows my days are past the best,
And in our faults by lies we flatter'd be.
7 Simply I credit her false-speaking tongue;
O, love's best habit is in seeming trust;
8 On both sides thus is simple truth suppressed.
And age in love loves not to have years told:
Volta The volta asks why she doesn't confess her injustice; why he doesn't admit age. The poem recognizes that honesty would be more honorable but less loving.
9 But wherefore says she not she is unjust?
Therefore I lie with her and she with me,
10 And wherefore say not I that I am old?
And both of us are well content to be,
11 O love’s best habit is in seeming trust,
Love's best habit
In each other's arms all night long.
12 And age in love loves not to have years told.
As long as my pretty one tells me she loves.
13 Therefore I lie with her, and she with me,
Lying together
Thus vainly thinking that she thinks me young,
14 And in our faults by lies we flattered be.
Although she knows my days are past the best.
Lies as Love's Foundation

The poem's central argument (lines 11-12) is radical: 'O love's best habit is in seeming trust, / And age in love loves not to have years told.' Love's fundamental 'habit' (characteristic, practice) is seeming (appearing, dissembling). This isn't accidental—it's where love's value lies. To love is to perform trust even when untrustworthy. To age and be loved is to enforce muteness about aging. The poem suggests love is inherently performative; authenticity would kill it.

The Pun on 'Lie'

The final couplet—'Therefore I lie with her, and she with me, / And in our faults by lies we flattered be'—puns on 'lie' (recline, have sex) and 'lie' (falsehood). They lie together physically and morally, and in this tangled deception find flatttery. The word 'lie' becomes a nexus of meaning: false speech, sexual contact, and horizontal position merge. Their entire relationship is built on this punning collapse of meanings.

If this happened today

Like a relationship where both people pretend to be younger, more faithful, or more interested than they actually are, and the deception is more intimate than truth would be. It's the Netflix show everyone watches but doesn't discuss: the mutual agreement to not acknowledge reality.