Sonnet 135

A virtuoso play on 'will' (desire, sexual appetite, and the poet's own name): the Dark Lady has her desires satisfied; the poet begs for just his 'Will' to be acknowledged among her many suitors.

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1 Whoever hath her wish, thou hast thy will,
The will/Will game
Whoever hath her wish, thou hast thy 'Will,'
2 And Will to boot, and Will in overplus,
And 'Will' to boot, and 'Will' in overplus;
3 More than enough am I that vex thee still,
More than enough am I that vex thee still,
4 To thy sweet will making addition thus.
To thy sweet will making addition thus:
5 Wilt thou whose will is large and spacious,
Wilt thou, whose will is large and spacious,
6 Not once vouchsafe to hide my will in thine?
Not once vouchsafe to hide my will in thine?
7 Shall will in others seem right gracious,
Shall will in others seem right honourable,
8 And in my will no fair acceptance shine?
And in my will no fair acceptance shine?
Volta The volta shifts from the paradox of her will/Will to the sea metaphor—abundance can contain even more abundance without diminishing.
9 The sea all water, yet receives rain still,
The sea all water, yet receives rain still,
10 And in abundance addeth to his store,
And in abundance addeth to his store;
11 So thou being rich in will add to thy will
So thou, being rich in 'Will,' add to thy 'Will,
12 One will of mine to make thy large will more.
One will of mine, to make thy large 'Will' more.
13 Let no unkind, no fair beseechers kill,
Let no unkind, no fair beseechers kill;
14 Think all but one, and me in that one Will.
Love via name
Think all but one, and me in that one 'Will.'
The Pun Economy

Shakespeare's name (Will/William) becomes a noun, verb, and pronoun simultaneously: 'will' (sexual desire), 'Will' (the poet himself), 'wills' (plural suitors). The obsessive repetition of the word enacts the obsessive nature of desire. The poem is almost unreadable for its wordplay density, forcing the reader to parse meaning through homophone layers. This mirrors how desire scrambles meaning—the poet can't think clearly because the pun corrupts his language.

The Mathematics of Desire

Lines 9-10 employ the sea as metaphor: 'The sea all water, yet receives rain still, / And in abundance addeth to his store.' The Dark Lady is an ocean of desire; the poet is merely rain, one drop among many. Being one among an infinite number means being 'none' (line 8). The poem accepts this annihilation—asks only to be 'nothing' to her, if 'nothing' is her definition. This is the ultimate diminishment: the poet offers his non-existence as a gift.

If this happened today

Like someone you want begging just to be included in your life—not loved best, just noticed. The poem captures the desperation of the replaceable lover: 'I don't need to be the one, just don't forget I exist.' It's the diminishment of self-worth through desire.