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Act 5, Scene 2 — Windsor Park
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The argument Page, Shallow, and Slender wait in hiding to ambush Falstaff at Herne's oak. Slender has a secret signal with Anne Page: he'll wear white and cry 'mum,' she'll cry 'budget,' so they'll recognize each other during the fairy chaos.
Enter Page, Shallow and Slender.
PAGE Reasonable and practical; trying to keep things civil

Come, come. We’ll couch i’ the castle ditch till we see the light of

our fairies. Remember, son Slender, my daughter—

Come, come. We’ll couch i’ the castle ditch till we see the light of our fairies. Remember, son Slender, my daughter—

come, come. we’ll couch i’ the castle ditch till we see the light of our fairies. remember, son slender, my daughter—

come, come. we’ll couch i’ the castle ditch till w

SLENDER Nervous and evasive; talking about everything except what he should

Ay, forsooth. I have spoke with her, and we have a nay-word how to know

one another. I come to her in white and cry “mum”; she cries “budget”;

and by that we know one another.

Yes, truly. I have spoke with her, and we have a No-word how to know one another. I come to her in white and cry “mum”; she cries “budget”; and by that we know one another.

yes, truly. i have spoke with her, and we have a no-word how to know one another. i come to her in white and cry “mum”; she cries “budget”; and by that we know one another. or something?

yes, truly. i have spoke with her, an

🎭 Dramatic irony Slender is confident his simple password system will work in the chaos, but Fenton has already intercepted Anne and will be the one to deliver her.
SHALLOW Outraged dignity; demanding public respect and legal redress

That’s good too. But what needs either your “mum” or her “budget”? The

white will decipher her well enough. It hath struck ten o’clock.

That’s good too. But what needs either your “mum” or her “budget”? The white will decipher her well enough. It has struck ten o’clock.

that’s good too. but what needs either your “mum” or her “budget”? the white will decipher her well enough. it has struck ten o’clock.

that’s good too. but what needs either your “mum”

PAGE Reasonable and practical; trying to keep things civil

The night is dark. Light and spirits will become it well. Heaven

prosper our sport! No man means evil but the devil, and we shall know

him by his horns. Let’s away; follow me.

The night is dark. Light and spirits will become it well. Heaven prosper our sport! No man means evil but the devil, and we will know him by his horns. Let’s away; follow me.

the night is dark. light and spirits will become it well. heaven prosper our sport! no man means evil but the devil, and we will know him by his horns. let’s away; follow me.

the night is dark. light and spirits will become i

[_Exeunt._]

The Reckoning

A brief scene that establishes the men's role in the trap and introduces the subplot that will undercut the main plot. While the women plan to humiliate Falstaff, Slender and Caius are positioning themselves to abduct Anne Page. The irony is nobody will succeed as planned — not Falstaff, not Slender, not Caius, not even Ford with his jealousy. Only Fenton and Anne, who love each other, will get their way.

If this happened today…

Parents hiding in a bush to catch a predator, but also planning a fake kidnapping of their daughter because they don't trust her to pick the right boyfriend.

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