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The argument Lear rages in the storm, calling on the elements to destroy everything. The Fool shivers and makes sodden jokes. Lear declares himself more sinned against than sinning. Kent finds them and leads them to shelter.
Storm continues. Enter Lear
and Fool.
LEAR ≋ verse LEAR's speech

Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks! Rage! blow!

You cataracts and hurricanoes, spout

Till you have drench’d our steeples, drown’d the cocks!

You sulphurous and thought-executing fires,

Vaunt-couriers to oak-cleaving thunderbolts,

Singe my white head! And thou, all-shaking thunder,

Strike flat the thick rotundity o’ the world!

Crack nature’s moulds, all germens spill at once,

That make ingrateful man!

Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks! Rage! blow! You cataracts and hurricanoes, spout Till you have drench’d our steeples, drown’d the cocks! You sulphurous and thought-executing fires, Vaunt-couriers to oak-cleaving thunderbolts, Singe my white head! And thou, all-shaking thunder, Strike flat the th

Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks! Rage! blow! You cataracts and hurricanoes, spout Till you have drench’d our steeples, drown’d the cocks! You sulphurous and thought-executing fires, Vaunt-couriers to oak-cleaving thunderbolts, Singe my white head! And thou, all-shaking thunder, Strike flat the th

Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks! Rage

FOOL FOOL's speech

O nuncle, court holy-water in a dry house is better than this

rain-water out o’ door. Good nuncle, in; and ask thy daughters

blessing: here’s a night pities neither wise men nor fools.

O nuncle, court holy-water in a dry house is better than this rain-water out o’ door. Good nuncle, in; and ask thy daughters blessing: here’s a night pities neither wise men nor fools.

O nuncle, court holy-water in a dry house is better than this rain-water out o’ door. Good nuncle, in; and ask thy daughters blessing: here’s a night pities neither wise men nor fools.

O nuncle, court holy-water in a dry hous

LEAR ≋ verse LEAR's speech

Rumble thy bellyful! Spit, fire! spout, rain!

Nor rain, wind, thunder, fire are my daughters;

I tax not you, you elements, with unkindness.

I never gave you kingdom, call’d you children;

You owe me no subscription: then let fall

Your horrible pleasure. Here I stand your slave,

A poor, infirm, weak, and despis’d old man:

But yet I call you servile ministers,

That will with two pernicious daughters join

Your high-engender’d battles ’gainst a head

So old and white as this! O! O! ’tis foul!

Rumble thy bellyful! Spit, fire! spout, rain! Nor rain, wind, thunder, fire are my daughters; I tax not you, you elements, with unkindness. I never gave you kingdom, call’d you children; You owe me no subscription: then let fall Your horrible pleasure. Here I stand your slave, A poor, infirm, weak,

Rumble thy bellyful! Spit, fire! spout, rain! Nor rain, wind, thunder, fire are my daughters; I tax not you, you elements, with unkindness. I never gave you kingdom, call’d you children; You owe me no subscription: then let fall Your horrible pleasure. Here I stand your slave, A poor, infirm, weak,

Rumble thy bellyful! Spit, fire! spout,

FOOL FOOL's speech

He that has a house to put’s head in has a good head-piece.

The codpiece that will house

Before the head has any,

The head and he shall louse:

So beggars marry many.

The man that makes his toe

What he his heart should make

Shall of a corn cry woe,

And turn his sleep to wake.

For there was never yet fair woman but she made mouths in a glass.

He that has a house to put’s head in has a good head-piece. The codpiece that will house Before the head has any, The head and he shall louse: So beggars marry many. The man that makes his toe What he his heart should make Shall of a corn cry woe, And turn his sleep to wake. For there was never yet

He that has a house to put’s head in has a good head-piece. The codpiece that will house Before the head has any, The head and he shall louse: So beggars marry many. The man that makes his toe What he his heart should make Shall of a corn cry woe, And turn his sleep to wake. For there was never yet

He that has a house to put’s head in has

LEAR ≋ verse LEAR's speech

No, I will be the pattern of all patience;

I will say nothing.

No, I will be the pattern of all patience; I will say nothing.

No, I will be the pattern of all patience; I will say nothing.

No, I will be the pattern of all patienc

Enter Kent.
KENT KENT's speech

Who’s there?

Who’s there?

Who’s there?

Who’s there?

FOOL ≋ verse FOOL's speech

Marry, here’s grace and a codpiece; that’s a wise man and a

fool.

Marry, here’s grace and a codpiece; that’s a wise man and a fool.

Marry, here’s grace and a codpiece; that’s a wise man and a fool.

Marry, here’s grace and a codpiece; that

KENT ≋ verse KENT's speech

Alas, sir, are you here? Things that love night

Love not such nights as these; the wrathful skies

Gallow the very wanderers of the dark,

And make them keep their caves. Since I was man,

Such sheets of fire, such bursts of horrid thunder,

Such groans of roaring wind and rain I never

Remember to have heard. Man’s nature cannot carry

Th’affliction, nor the fear.

Alas, sir, are you here? Things that love night Love not such nights as these; the wrathful skies Gallow the very wanderers of the dark, And make them keep their caves. Since I was man, Such sheets of fire, such bursts of horrid thunder, Such groans of roaring wind and rain I never Remember to have

Alas, sir, are you here? Things that love night Love not such nights as these; the wrathful skies Gallow the very wanderers of the dark, And make them keep their caves. Since I was man, Such sheets of fire, such bursts of horrid thunder, Such groans of roaring wind and rain I never Remember to have

Alas, sir, are you here? Things that lov

LEAR ≋ verse LEAR's speech

Let the great gods,

That keep this dreadful pudder o’er our heads,

Find out their enemies now. Tremble, thou wretch,

That hast within thee undivulged crimes

Unwhipp’d of justice. Hide thee, thou bloody hand;

Thou perjur’d, and thou simular of virtue

That art incestuous. Caitiff, to pieces shake

That under covert and convenient seeming

Hast practis’d on man’s life: close pent-up guilts,

Rive your concealing continents, and cry

These dreadful summoners grace. I am a man

More sinn’d against than sinning.

Let the great gods, That keep this dreadful pudder o’er our heads, Find out their enemies now. Tremble, thou wretch, That hast within thee undivulged crimes Unwhipp’d of justice. Hide thee, thou bloody hand; Thou perjur’d, and thou simular of virtue That art incestuous. Caitiff, to pieces shake That

Let the great gods, That keep this dreadful pudder o’er our heads, Find out their enemies now. Tremble, thou wretch, That hast within thee undivulged crimes Unwhipp’d of justice. Hide thee, thou bloody hand; Thou perjur’d, and thou simular of virtue That art incestuous. Caitiff, to pieces shake That

Let the great gods, That keep this dread

KENT ≋ verse KENT's speech

Alack, bareheaded!

Gracious my lord, hard by here is a hovel;

Some friendship will it lend you ’gainst the tempest:

Repose you there, whilst I to this hard house,—

More harder than the stones whereof ’tis rais’d;

Which even but now, demanding after you,

Denied me to come in,—return, and force

Their scanted courtesy.

Alack, bareheaded! Gracious my lord, hard by here is a hovel; Some friendship will it lend you ’gainst the tempest: Repose you there, whilst I to this hard house,— More harder than the stones whereof ’tis rais’d; Which even but now, demanding after you, Denied me to come in,—return, and force Their

Alack, bareheaded! Gracious my lord, hard by here is a hovel; Some friendship will it lend you ’gainst the tempest: Repose you there, whilst I to this hard house,— More harder than the stones whereof ’tis rais’d; Which even but now, demanding after you, Denied me to come in,—return, and force Their

Alack, bareheaded! Gracious my lord, har

LEAR ≋ verse LEAR's speech

My wits begin to turn.

Come on, my boy. How dost, my boy? Art cold?

I am cold myself. Where is this straw, my fellow?

The art of our necessities is strange,

That can make vile things precious. Come, your hovel.

Poor fool and knave, I have one part in my heart

That’s sorry yet for thee.

My wits begin to turn. Come on, my boy. How dost, my boy? Art cold? I am cold myself. Where is this straw, my fellow? The art of our necessities is strange, That can make vile things precious. Come, your hovel. Poor fool and knave, I have one part in my heart That’s sorry yet for thee.

My wits begin to turn. Come on, my boy. How dost, my boy? Art cold? I am cold myself. Where is this straw, my fellow? The art of our necessities is strange, That can make vile things precious. Come, your hovel. Poor fool and knave, I have one part in my heart That’s sorry yet for thee.

My wits begin to turn. Come on, my boy.

[_Singing._]
FOOL ≋ verse FOOL's speech

He that has and a little tiny wit,

With heigh-ho, the wind and the rain,

Must make content with his fortunes fit,

Though the rain it raineth every day.

He that has and a little tiny wit, With heigh-ho, the wind and the rain, Must make content with his fortunes fit, Though the rain it raineth every day.

He that has and a little tiny wit, With heigh-ho, the wind and the rain, Must make content with his fortunes fit, Though the rain it raineth every day.

He that has and a little tiny wit, With

LEAR LEAR's speech

True, boy. Come, bring us to this hovel.

True, boy. Come, bring us to this hovel.

True, boy. Come, bring us to this hovel.

True, boy. Come, bring us to this hovel.

[_Exeunt Lear and Kent._]
FOOL FOOL's speech

This is a brave night to cool a courtezan. I’ll speak a prophecy

ere I go:

When priests are more in word than matter;

When brewers mar their malt with water;

When nobles are their tailors’ tutors;

No heretics burn’d, but wenches’ suitors;

When every case in law is right;

No squire in debt, nor no poor knight;

When slanders do not live in tongues;

Nor cut-purses come not to throngs;

When usurers tell their gold i’ the field;

And bawds and whores do churches build,

Then shall the realm of Albion

Come to great confusion:

Then comes the time, who lives to see’t,

That going shall be us’d with feet.

This prophecy Merlin shall make; for I live before his time.

This is a brave night to cool a courtezan. I’ll speak a prophecy ere I go: When priests are more in word than matter; When brewers mar their malt with water; When nobles are their tailors’ tutors; No heretics burn’d, but wenches’ suitors; When every case in law is right; No squire in debt, nor no po

This is a brave night to cool a courtezan. I’ll speak a prophecy ere I go: When priests are more in word than matter; When brewers mar their malt with water; When nobles are their tailors’ tutors; No heretics burn’d, but wenches’ suitors; When every case in law is right; No squire in debt, nor no po

This is a brave night to cool a courteza

[_Exit._]

The Reckoning

This is the center of the play's physical and metaphysical violence. Lear does not curse his daughters — he calls on the cosmos itself to annihilate everything: the steeples, the cocks, all germens that make ungrateful man. The storm is not an obstacle; it is Lear's ally, his mirror, his instrument. He identifies with it completely. The Fool, meanwhile, is just cold and wet and frightened — and his jokes are the most miserable comedy in Shakespeare, because they're not wrong. 'The man that makes his toe what he his heart should make shall of a corn cry woe, and turn his sleep to wake' — that is a fairy-tale logic applied to what Lear has done: promote the lesser, demote the greater. But the Fool is saying it while shivering in the rain. Then Lear's claim: 'I am a man more sinned against than sinning.' It is both true and not entirely true, and the play will not let it be simply true. Kent finds them. They go toward shelter. The Fool's last prophecy — a mock-Merlin joke — trails after them.

If this happened today…

Someone at the end of everything stands in a thunderstorm screaming at the sky. Not asking for anything. Just screaming. A friend stands nearby making dark jokes because there is nothing else to do. Another friend shows up, soaked, and says: 'There's a barn. Come inside.' The person screaming says: 'You don't understand what's been done to me.' The friend says: 'I know. Come inside anyway.'

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