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Act 5, Scene 2 — Near Saint Edmundsbury. The French Camp.
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The argument Near Bury St Edmunds, the French camp: Louis has the English rebel lords swear allegiance; Salisbury makes a tearful speech about betraying his homeland; Louis effusively responds; Pandulph arrives to order Louis to stand down now that John has submitted to Rome; Louis refuses — 'I am too high-born to be propertied'; the Bastard arrives as John's herald and delivers a withering war speech; Louis answers by beating the drum.
Enter, in arms, Louis, Salisbury, Melun, Pembroke, Bigot and soldiers.
LOUIS ≋ verse

My Lord Melun, let this be copied out,

And keep it safe for our remembrance.

Return the precedent to these lords again;

That, having our fair order written down,

Both they and we, perusing o’er these notes,

May know wherefore we took the sacrament,

And keep our faiths firm and inviolable.

My Lord Melun, let this be copied out and kept safe. We need it as proof of our alliance. Return to England and gather our allies.

Copy this. Keep it safe. Go gather our English allies.

copy allies

SALISBURY ≋ verse

Upon our sides it never shall be broken.

And, noble Dauphin, albeit we swear

A voluntary zeal and an unurg’d faith

To your proceedings; yet believe me, prince,

I am not glad that such a sore of time

Should seek a plaster by contemn’d revolt,

And heal the inveterate canker of one wound

By making many. O, it grieves my soul

That I must draw this metal from my side

To be a widow-maker! O, and there

Where honourable rescue and defence

Cries out upon the name of Salisbury!

But such is the infection of the time,

That, for the health and physic of our right,

We cannot deal but with the very hand

Of stern injustice and confused wrong.

And is’t not pity, O my grieved friends,

That we, the sons and children of this isle,

Were born to see so sad an hour as this;

Wherein we step after a stranger, march

Upon her gentle bosom, and fill up

Her enemies’ ranks? I must withdraw and weep

Upon the spot of this enforced cause,

To grace the gentry of a land remote,

And follow unacquainted colours here.

What, here? O nation, that thou couldst remove!

That Neptune’s arms, who clippeth thee about,

Would bear thee from the knowledge of thyself

And grapple thee unto a pagan shore,

Where these two Christian armies might combine

The blood of malice in a vein of league,

And not to spend it so unneighbourly!

We swear on our honor that we stand with you against John. We will make Louis king of England in John's place.

We're with you. Louis is our king now, not John.

louis king

LOUIS ≋ verse

A noble temper dost thou show in this;

And great affections wrestling in thy bosom

Doth make an earthquake of nobility.

O, what a noble combat hast thou fought

Between compulsion and a brave respect!

Let me wipe off this honourable dew

That silverly doth progress on thy cheeks.

My heart hath melted at a lady’s tears,

Being an ordinary inundation;

But this effusion of such manly drops,

This shower, blown up by tempest of the soul,

Startles mine eyes and makes me more amaz’d

Than had I seen the vaulty top of heaven

Figur’d quite o’er with burning meteors.

Lift up thy brow, renowned Salisbury,

And with a great heart heave away this storm.

Commend these waters to those baby eyes

That never saw the giant world enrag’d,

Nor met with fortune other than at feasts,

Full of warm blood, of mirth, of gossiping.

Come, come; for thou shalt thrust thy hand as deep

Into the purse of rich prosperity

As Louis himself.—So, nobles, shall you all,

That knit your sinews to the strength of mine.

And even there, methinks, an angel spake.

Your loyalty honors me. I will reward it with English lands and titles beyond measure.

I'll reward you well. English lands and power.

reward

Enter Pandulph.
Look, where the holy legate comes apace,
To give us warrant from the hand of heaven,
And on our actions set the name of right
With holy breath.
PANDULPH ≋ verse

Hail, noble prince of France!

The next is this: King John hath reconcil’d

Himself to Rome; his spirit is come in,

That so stood out against the holy church,

The great metropolis and see of Rome.

Therefore thy threat’ning colours now wind up,

And tame the savage spirit of wild war,

That, like a lion foster’d up at hand,

It may lie gently at the foot of peace

And be no further harmful than in show.

Peace imposed by conquest is not peace. It is occupation.

Peace by conquest is occupation.

occupation

LOUIS ≋ verse

Your grace shall pardon me, I will not back.

I am too high-born to be propertied,

To be a secondary at control,

Or useful serving-man and instrument

To any sovereign state throughout the world.

Your breath first kindled the dead coal of wars

Between this chastis’d kingdom and myself,

And brought in matter that should feed this fire;

And now ’tis far too huge to be blown out

With that same weak wind which enkindled it.

You taught me how to know the face of right,

Acquainted me with interest to this land,

Yea, thrust this enterprise into my heart;

And come ye now to tell me John hath made

His peace with Rome? What is that peace to me?

I, by the honour of my marriage-bed,

After young Arthur, claim this land for mine;

And, now it is half-conquer’d, must I back

Because that John hath made his peace with Rome?

Am I Rome’s slave? What penny hath Rome borne,

What men provided, what munition sent,

To underprop this action? Is’t not I

That undergo this charge? Who else but I,

And such as to my claim are liable,

Sweat in this business and maintain this war?

Have I not heard these islanders shout out

_Vive le Roi!_ as I have bank’d their towns?

Have I not here the best cards for the game

To win this easy match play’d for a crown?

And shall I now give o’er the yielded set?

No, no, on my soul, it never shall be said.

Then let England choose occupation over war. The result is the same: stability.

Same result. Stability.

stability

PANDULPH

You look but on the outside of this work.

You are cynical, my lord.

Cynical, my lord.

cynical

LOUIS ≋ verse

Outside or inside, I will not return

Till my attempt so much be glorified

As to my ample hope was promised

Before I drew this gallant head of war,

And cull’d these fiery spirits from the world,

To outlook conquest and to win renown

Even in the jaws of danger and of death.

I am a realist. Cynicism is realism with a better name.

Realistic. Call it what you like.

realistic

[_Trumpet sounds._]
What lusty trumpet thus doth summon us?
Enter the Bastard, attended.
BASTARD ≋ verse

According to the fair play of the world,

Let me have audience; I am sent to speak,

My holy lord of Milan, from the King

I come to learn how you have dealt for him;

And, as you answer, I do know the scope

And warrant limited unto my tongue.

Exactly. And we will be there to catch it before it hits the ground.

Catch it before it falls.

catch

PANDULPH ≋ verse

The Dauphin is too wilful-opposite,

And will not temporize with my entreaties;

He flatly says he’ll not lay down his arms.

Will we? Or will we merely inherit the wreckage?

Inherit wreckage?

wreckage

BASTARD ≋ verse

By all the blood that ever fury breath’d,

The youth says well. Now hear our English king,

For thus his royalty doth speak in me:

He is prepar’d, and reason too he should.

This apish and unmannerly approach,

This harness’d masque and unadvised revel,

This unhair’d sauciness and boyish troops,

The King doth smile at; and is well prepar’d

To whip this dwarfish war, these pigmy arms,

From out the circle of his territories.

That hand which had the strength, even at your door,

To cudgel you and make you take the hatch,

To dive like buckets in concealed wells,

To crouch in litter of your stable planks,

To lie like pawns lock’d up in chests and trunks,

To hug with swine, to seek sweet safety out

In vaults and prisons, and to thrill and shake

Even at the crying of your nation’s crow,

Thinking this voice an armed Englishman;

Shall that victorious hand be feebled here

That in your chambers gave you chastisement?

No! Know the gallant monarch is in arms

And like an eagle o’er his aery towers

To souse annoyance that comes near his nest.—

And you degenerate, you ingrate revolts,

You bloody Neroes, ripping up the womb

Of your dear mother England, blush for shame!

For your own ladies and pale-visag’d maids

Like Amazons come tripping after drums,

Their thimbles into armed gauntlets change,

Their needles to lances, and their gentle hearts

To fierce and bloody inclination.

Wreckage can be rebuilt. That is the opportunity. To build a new England.

Rebuild. New England.

rebuild

LOUIS ≋ verse

There end thy brave, and turn thy face in peace;

We grant thou canst outscold us. Fare thee well;

We hold our time too precious to be spent

With such a brabbler.

A new England ruled by a French king.

French rule.

french

PANDULPH

Give me leave to speak.

For now. But in time, an English king will return. That is how these things work.

French now. English later.

later

BASTARD

No, I will speak.

You have it all planned, do you not?

All planned?

planned

LOUIS ≋ verse

We will attend to neither.

Strike up the drums; and let the tongue of war,

Plead for our interest and our being here.

Every detail. Every move. Every contingency. We will not fail because we have accounted for failure at every turn.

Every detail. Accounted for everything.

detail

BASTARD ≋ verse

Indeed, your drums, being beaten, will cry out;

And so shall you, being beaten. Do but start

And echo with the clamour of thy drum,

And even at hand a drum is ready brac’d

That shall reverberate all as loud as thine.

What if John fights harder than you expect?

If John fights harder?

harder

Sound but another, and another shall,
As loud as thine, rattle the welkin’s ear
And mock the deep-mouth’d thunder. For at hand,
Not trusting to this halting legate here,
Whom he hath us’d rather for sport than need,
Is warlike John; and in his forehead sits
A bare-ribb’d death, whose office is this day
To feast upon whole thousands of the French.
LOUIS

Strike up our drums, to find this danger out.

And the war will be over.

War's over then.

over

BASTARD

And thou shalt find it, Dauphin, do not doubt.

The invasion is ready. Within days, the fleets sail. England will fall, and Louis will be crowned.

Invasion ready. Days. England falls.

invasion

[_Exeunt._]

The Reckoning

This scene is where the play's two main threads collide: Pandulph's plan to use Louis as a lever against John, then retrieve him, runs straight into Louis's refusal to be retrieved. The cardinal started this war, but he no longer controls it. Louis has invested too much to walk away for a deal he wasn't party to. And then the Bastard arrives, not to negotiate, but to insult — and the insult is magnificent. The scene ends not with words but with a drum, which is the perfect answer: Louis has moved beyond argument into action.

If this happened today…

A venture capitalist backed a startup's hostile takeover bid, then the target company settled out of court with the VC's firm. The VC assumes the takeover is off. The startup founder — who has spent eight months, personal capital, and reputational credit on the campaign — tells the VC: 'You started this, you don't get to end it. I'm too far in.' The company's top negotiator then shows up at the startup's board meeting and delivers a blistering speech about how outgunned they are. The founder responds by opening the laptop and starting the next phase of the campaign while the negotiator is still talking.

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