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The argument The Hostess reports Falstaff's death in heartbreaking, comic detail; Pistol rallies the group and they depart for France.
Enter Pistol, Nym, Bardolph, Boy and Hostess.
HOSTESS

Prithee, honey, sweet husband, let me bring thee to Staines.

please, honey, sweet husband, let me bring you to Staines.

please, honey, sweet husband, let me bring you to Staines.

please, honey, sweet husband, let me bring you to staines.

PISTOL ≋ verse

No; for my manly heart doth yearn.

Bardolph, be blithe; Nym, rouse thy vaunting veins;

Boy, bristle thy courage up; for Falstaff he is dead,

And we must yearn therefore.

No; for my manly heart does yearn. Bardolph, be blithe; Nym, rouse your vaunting veins; Boy, bristle your courage up; for Falstaff he is dead, And we must yearn therefore.

No; for my manly heart does yearn. Bardolph, be blithe; Nym, rouse your vaunting veins; Boy, br'stle your courage up; for Falstaff he 's dead, And we must yearn therefore.

no; for my manly heart does yearn. bardolph, be blithe; nym, rouse your vaunting

BARDOLPH

Would I were with him, wheresome’er he is, either in heaven or in hell!

Would I were with him, wheresome’er he is, either in heaven or in hell!

Would I were with him, wheresome’er he is, either in heaven or in hell!

Would I were with him, wheresome’er he is, either in heaven

HOSTESS

Nay, sure, he’s not in hell. He’s in Arthur’s bosom, if ever man went

to Arthur’s bosom. ’A made a finer end and went away an it had been any

christom child. ’A parted even just between twelve and one, even at the

turning o’ the tide: for after I saw him fumble with the sheets, and

play with flowers, and smile upon his fingers’ ends, I knew there was

but one way; for his nose was as sharp as a pen, and ’a babbled of

green fields. “How now, Sir John!” quoth I; “what, man! be o’ good

cheer.” So ’a cried out, “God, God, God!” three or four times. Now I,

to comfort him, bid him ’a should not think of God; I hop’d there was

no need to trouble himself with any such thoughts yet. So ’a bade me

lay more clothes on his feet. I put my hand into the bed and felt them,

and they were as cold as any stone. Then I felt to his knees, and so

upward and upward, and all was as cold as any stone.

no, sure, he’s not in hell. He’s in Arthur’s bosom, if ever man went to Arthur’s bosom. ’A made a finer end and went away an it had been any christom child. ’A parted even just between twelve and one, even at the turning o’ the tide: for after I saw him fumble with the sheets, and play with flowers, and smile upon his fingers’ ends, I knew there was but one way; for his nose was as sharp as a pen, and ’a babbled of green fields. “How now, Sir John!” quoth I; “what, man! be o’ good cheer.” So ’a cried out, “God, God, God!” three or four times. Now I, to comfort him, bid him ’a should not think of God; I hop’d there was no need to trouble himself with any such thoughts yet. So ’a bade me lay more clothes on his feet. I put my hand into the bed and felt them, and they were as cold as any stone. Then I felt to his knees, and so upward and upward, and all was as cold as any stone.

no, sure, he’s not in hell. He’s in Arthur’s bosom, if ever man went to Arthur’s bosom. ’A made a finer end and went away an it had been any chr'stom child. ’A parted even just between twelve and one, even at the turning o’ the tide: for after I saw him fumble with the sheets, and play with flowers, and smile upon h's fingers’ ends, I knew there was but one way; for h's nose was as sharp as a pen, and ’a babbled of green fields. “How now, Sir John!” quoth I; “what, man! be o’ good cheer.” So ’a cried out, “God, God, God!” three or four times. Now I, to comfort him, bid him ’a should not think of God; I hop’d there was no need to trouble himself with any such thoughts yet. So ’a bade me lay more clothes on h's feet. I put my hand into the bed and felt them, and they were as cold as any stone. Then I felt to h's knees, and so upward and upward, and all was as cold as any stone.

no, sure, he’s not in hell. he’s in arthur’s bosom, if ever man went to arthur’s

"his nose was as sharp as a pen, and 'a babbled of green fields" One of the most disputed and celebrated phrases in Shakespeare. The Folio has 'a Table of greene fields,' which many editors interpret as a misprint. Nicholas Rowe's 1709 emendation to 'babbled of green fields' has been accepted by most editors since. Whether original or editorial, it is perfect: Falstaff — the man of taverns and city streets and court wit — dying with pastoral innocence on his lips. Green fields he never saw.
"they were as cold as any stone" Nell feels his feet for warmth, then his knees, then 'upward and upward' — she is describing the progress of death through his body without understanding quite what she's doing. The repetition of 'cold as any stone' creates a quiet, devastating incantation of loss.
Why it matters Nell's description of Falstaff's death is one of the most moving passages in Shakespeare. It works because it is delivered by a woman too simple to be theatrical about it — she just tells you what she saw, and what she saw was a great man dying in small, cold increments.
↩ Callback to 2-1 Nell's death narrative fulfills what she said in 2-1 — 'the King has killed his heart.' Here we see what that death looked like.
NYM

They say he cried out of sack.

They say he cried out of sack.

They say he cried out of sack.

They say he cried out of sack.

HOSTESS

Ay, that ’a did.

Ay, that ’a did.

Ay, that ’a did.

Ay, that ’a did.

BARDOLPH

And of women.

And of women.

And of women.

And of women.

HOSTESS

Nay, that ’a did not.

Nay, that ’a did not.

Nay, that ’a did not.

Nay, that ’a did not.

First appearance
BOY

The Boy is the most clear-eyed character in this play's low-life subplot — young, increasingly disgusted, and ultimately more morally grounded than the men he serves. Watch for his dry commentary; he is the one who will deliver the most damning assessment of Pistol, Nym, and Bardolph in 3-2.

BOY

Yes, that ’a did; and said they were devils incarnate.

Yes, that ’a did; and said they were devils incarnate.

Yes, that ’a did; and said they were devils incarnate.

Yes, that ’a did; and said they were devils incarnate.

HOSTESS

’A could never abide carnation; ’twas a colour he never liked.

’A could never abide carnation; ’twas a colour he never liked.

’A could never abide carnation; ’twas a colour he never liked.

’A could never abide carnation; ’twas a colour he never like

"'A could never abide carnation" Nell mishears 'incarnate' (in human form) as 'carnation' (a pink-red color). This is one of Shakespeare's most perfect comic malapropisms — she's defending Falstaff's honor while entirely missing the conversation. The tragedy is she's also right: Falstaff, whatever his sins, was more comfortable with the divine than most.
BOY

’A said once, the devil would have him about women.

’A said once, the devil would have him about women.

’A said once, the devil would have him about women.

’A said once, the devil would have him about women.

HOSTESS

’A did in some sort, indeed, handle women; but then he was rheumatic,

and talk’d of the whore of Babylon.

’A did in some sort, indeed, handle women; but then he was rheumatic, and talk’d of the whore of Babylon.

’A did in some sort, indeed, handle women; but then he was rheumatic, and talk’d of the whore of Babylon.

’A did in some sort, indeed, handle women; but then he was r

BOY

Do you not remember, ’a saw a flea stick upon Bardolph’s nose, and ’a

said it was a black soul burning in hell-fire?

Do you not remember, ’a saw a flea stick upon Bardolph’s nose, and ’a said it was a black soul burning in hell-fire?

Do you not remember, ’a saw a flea stick upon Bardolph’s nose, and ’a said it was a black soul burning in hell-fire?

Do you not remember, ’a saw a flea stick upon Bardolph’s nos

BARDOLPH

Well, the fuel is gone that maintain’d that fire. That’s all the riches

I got in his service.

Well, the fuel is gone that maintain’d that fire. That’s all the riches I got in his service.

Well, the fuel is gone that maintain’d that fire. That’s all the riches I got in his service.

Well, the fuel is gone that maintain’d that fire. That’s all

Why it matters Bardolph's only real tribute to Falstaff is this: that Falstaff's jokes about his flaming nose were the sum of what he received from years of service. It is simultaneously bathetic and, somehow, enough.
NYM

Shall we shog? The King will be gone from Southampton.

Shall we shog? The King will be gone from Southampton.

Shall we shog? The King will be gone from Southampton.

Shall we shog? The King will be gone from Southampton.

PISTOL ≋ verse

Come, let’s away. My love, give me thy lips.

Look to my chattels and my movables.

Let senses rule; the word is “Pitch and Pay.”

Trust none;

For oaths are straws, men’s faiths are wafer-cakes

And hold-fast is the only dog, my duck;

Therefore, _Caveto_ be thy counsellor.

Go, clear thy crystals. Yoke-fellows in arms,

Let us to France; like horse-leeches, my boys,

To suck, to suck, the very blood to suck!

Come, let’s away. My love, give me your lips. Look to my chattels and my movables. Let senses rule; the word is “Pitch and Pay.” Trust none; For oaths are straws, men’s faiths are wafer-cakes And hold-fast is the only dog, my duck; Therefore, _Caveto_ be your counsellor. Go, clear your crystals. Yoke-fellows in arms, Let us to France; like horse-leeches, my boys, To suck, to suck, the very blood to suck!

Come, let’s away. My love, give me your lips. Look to my chattels and my movables. Let senses rule; the word 's “Pitch and Pay.” Trust none; For oaths 're straws, men’s faiths 're wafer-cakes And hold-fast 's the only dog, my duck; Therefore, _Caveto_ be your counsellor. Go, clear your crystals. Yoke-fellows in arms, Let us to France; like horse-leeches, my boys, To suck, to suck, the very blood to suck!

come, let’s away. my love, give me your lips. look to my chattels and my movable

🎭 Dramatic irony Pistol's 'horse-leeches, my boys' is cheerful self-description — but Bardolph will be hanged for exactly this kind of petty theft in 3-6, and Nym too. The play is full of men who don't understand what is coming for them.
BOY

And that’s but unwholesome food, they say.

And that’s but unwholesome food, they say.

And that’s but unwholesome food, they say.

And that’s but unwholesome food, they say.

PISTOL

Touch her soft mouth, and march.

Touch her soft mouth, and march.

Touch her soft mouth, and march.

Touch her soft mouth, and march.

BARDOLPH

Farewell, hostess.

Farewell, hostess.

Farewell, hostess.

Farewell, hostess.

[_Kissing her._]
NYM

I cannot kiss; that is the humour of it; but, adieu.

I cannot kiss; that is the humour of it; but, adieu.

I cannot kiss; that is the humour of it; but, adieu.

I cannot kiss; that is the humour of it; but, adieu.

PISTOL

Let housewifery appear. Keep close, I thee command.

Let housewifery appear. Keep close, I you command.

Let housewifery appear. Keep close, I you command.

let housewifery appear. keep close, i you command.

HOSTESS

Farewell; adieu.

Farewell; adieu.

Farewell; adieu.

Farewell; adieu.

[_Exeunt._]

The Reckoning

The most moving scene in Act 2, and one of the most moving in the play — entirely in prose, entirely in the mouths of characters who are also figures of fun. Nell Quickly's description of Falstaff dying is the greatest death scene for a character who never appears. It is simultaneously absurd and genuinely tender: the babbling about green fields, the feet cold as stone, the three or four cries of 'God, God, God.' Then Pistol rallies the group into war with the rhetoric of a horse-leech going to suck blood. The contrast is deliberately jarring. Something real has just ended, and these people are heading toward something that will end them too.

If this happened today…

The van is packed, bags in the back, everyone's ready for the road trip they've been dreading. Before they go, the girlfriend pulls them back into the kitchen to tell them about her husband's old friend who died last night. He kept calling out to God. His feet were cold. He seemed to find peace at the end. There's a pause that's hard to fill. Then the loudest one says: 'Right, let's go make some money. Horse-leeches, boys.' Nobody knows whether to laugh or cry. They drive away.

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