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Act 5, Scene 3 — Gloucestershire. Shallow’s orchard.
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The argument Shallow's orchard in Gloucestershire. A late-night feast is in progress, and in a remarkable reversal, the normally taciturn Justice Silence is singing — drunk and merry for possibly the first time in the play. Falstaff, Shallow, Bardolph, and the Page all carouse together. Pistol arrives breathlessly from London with news: Henry IV is dead. Harry the Fifth is king. Falstaff erupts with joy, promising Shallow any office he wants and Pistol double dignities. He declares himself 'Fortune's steward' and orders everyone to ride through the night to London.
Enter Falstaff, Shallow, Silence, Davy, Bardolph and the Page.
SHALLOW dialogue

Nay, you shall see my orchard, where, in an arbour, we will eat a last

year’s pippin of mine own graffing, with a dish of caraways, and so

forth. Come, cousin Silence. And then to bed.

No, you shall see my orchard, where, in an arbour, we will eat a last year’s pippin of mine own graffing, with a dish of caraways, and so forth. Come, cousin Silence. And then to bed.

No, you shall see my orchard, where, in an arbour, we will eat a last year’s pippin of mine own graffing, with a dish of caraways, and so fo...

nay, you shall see

FALSTAFF dialogue

Fore God, you have here a goodly dwelling, and a rich.

Fore God, you have here a goodly dwelling, and a rich.

Fore God, you have here a goodly dwelling, and a rich.

fore god, you have here

SHALLOW dialogue

Barren, barren, barren; beggars all, beggars all, Sir John. Marry, good

air. Spread, Davy, spread, Davy. Well said, Davy.

Barren, barren, barren; beggars all, beggars all, Sir John. Marry, good air. Spread, Davy, spread, Davy. Well said, Davy.

Barren, barren, barren; beggars all, beggars all, Sir John. Marry, good air. Spread, Davy, spread, Davy. Well said, Davy.

barren, barren, barren; beggars all,

FALSTAFF dialogue

This Davy serves you for good uses; he is your serving-man and your

husband.

This Davy serves you for good uses; he is your serving-man and your husband.

This Davy serves you for good uses; he is your serving-man and your husband.

this davy serves you for

SHALLOW dialogue

A good varlet, a good varlet, a very good varlet, Sir John. By the

mass, I have drunk too much sack at supper. A good varlet. Now sit

down, now sit down. Come, cousin.

A good varlet, a good varlet, a very good varlet, Sir John. By the mass, I have drunk too much sack at supper. A good varlet. Now sit down, now sit down. Come, cousin.

A good varlet, a good varlet, a very good varlet, Sir John. By the mass, I have drunk too much sack at supper. A good varlet. Now sit down, ...

good varlet, good

SILENCE ≋ verse dialogue

Ah, sirrah! quoth-a, we shall [_Singing._]

_Do nothing but eat, and make good cheer,

And praise God for the merry year,

When flesh is cheap and females dear,

And lusty lads roam here and there

So merrily,

And ever among so merrily._

Ah, sirrah! quoth-a, we shall [_Singing._] _Do nothing but eat, and make good cheer, And praise God for the merry year, When flesh is cheap and females dear, And lusty lads roam here and there So merrily, And ever among so merrily._

Ah, sirrah! quoth-a, we shall [_Singing._] _Do nothing but eat, and make good cheer, And praise God for the merry year, When flesh is cheap ...

ah, sirrah! quoth-a, shall

Why it matters This is the great comic surprise of the scene: Silence, who has barely spoken a complete sentence since 3-2, is drunk and singing. Shakespeare saves this transformation — the most silent character becoming the most musical — for the play's last gathering before catastrophe.
FALSTAFF dialogue

There’s a merry heart! Good Master Silence, I’ll give you a health for

that anon.

There’s a merry heart! Good Master Silence, I’ll give you a health for that anon.

There’s a merry heart! Good Master Silence, I’ll give you a health for that anon.

there’s merry heart! good

SHALLOW dialogue

Give Master Bardolph some wine, Davy.

Give Master Bardolph some wine, Davy.

Give Master Bardolph some wine, Davy.

give master bardolph some wine,

DAVY dialogue

Sweet sir, sit. I’ll be with you anon. Most sweet sir, sit. Master

page, good master page, sit. Proface! What you want in meat, we’ll have

in drink, but you must bear; the heart’s all.

Sweet sir, sit. I’ll be with you anon. Most sweet sir, sit. Master page, good master page, sit. Proface! What you want in meat, we’ll have in drink, but you must bear; the heart’s all.

Sweet sir, sit. I’ll be with you anon. Most sweet sir, sit. Master page, good master page, sit. Proface! What you want in meat, we’ll have i...

sweet sir, sit. i’ll

[_Exit._]
SHALLOW dialogue

Be merry, Master Bardolph, and, my little soldier there, be merry.

Be merry, Master Bardolph, and, my little soldier there, be merry.

Be merry, Master Bardolph, and, my little soldier there, be merry.

merry, master bardolph, and,

[_Singing._]
SILENCE ≋ verse dialogue

_Be merry, be merry, my wife has all,

For women are shrews, both short and tall.

’Tis merry in hall when beards wag all,

And welcome merry Shrove-tide.

Be merry, be merry._

_Be merry, be merry, my wife has all, For women are shrews, both short and tall. ’Tis merry in hall when beards wag all, And welcome merry Shrove-tide. Be merry, be merry._

_Be merry, be merry, my wife has all, For women are shrews, both short and tall. ’Tis merry in hall when beards wag all, And welcome merry S...

_be merry, merry,

FALSTAFF dialogue

I did not think Master Silence had been a man of this mettle.

I did not think Master Silence had been a man of this mettle.

I did not think Master Silence had been a man of this mettle.

did not think master

SILENCE dialogue

Who, I? I have been merry twice and once ere now.

Who, I? I have been merry twice and once ere now.

Who, I? I have been merry twice and once ere now.

who, have been

Enter Davy.
[_To Bardolph_.] There’s a dish of leather-coats for you.
SHALLOW dialogue

Davy!

Davy!

Davy!

davy!

DAVY dialogue

Your worship? I’ll be with you straight.

Your worship? I’ll be with you straight.

Your worship? I’ll be with you straight.

your worship? i’ll with

[_To Bardolph_] A cup of wine, sir?
[_Singing._]
SILENCE ≋ verse dialogue

_A cup of wine that’s brisk and fine,

And drink unto thee, leman mine,

And a merry heart lives long-a._

_A cup of wine that’s brisk and fine, And drink unto you, leman mine, And a merry heart lives long-a._

_A cup of wine that’s brisk and fine, And drink unto you, leman mine, And a merry heart lives long-a._

cup wine that’s

FALSTAFF dialogue

Well said, Master Silence.

Well said, Master Silence.

Well said, Master Silence.

well said, master silence.

SILENCE dialogue

An we shall be merry, now comes in the sweet o’ th’ night.

An we shall be merry, now comes in the sweet o’ th’ night.

An we shall be merry, now comes in the sweet o’ th’ night.

shall merry,

FALSTAFF dialogue

Health and long life to you, Master Silence.

Health and long life to you, Master Silence.

Health and long life to you, Master Silence.

health and long life

[_Singing._]
SILENCE ≋ verse dialogue

_Fill the cup, and let it come,

I’ll pledge you a mile to th’ bottom._

_Fill the cup, and let it come, I’ll pledge you a mile to th’ bottom._

_Fill the cup, and let it come, I’ll pledge you a mile to th’ bottom._

_fill the cup, and let

SHALLOW dialogue

Honest Bardolph, welcome! If thou want’st anything and wilt not call,

beshrew thy heart. Welcome, my little tiny thief, [_to the Page_] and

welcome indeed too. I’ll drink to Master Bardolph, and to all the

cabileros about London.

Honest Bardolph, welcome! If you want’st anything and will not call, beshrew your heart. Welcome, my little tiny thief, [_to the Page_] and welcome indeed too. I’ll drink to Master Bardolph, and to all the cabileros about London.

Honest Bardolph, welcome! If you want’st anything and will not call, beshrew your heart. Welcome, my little tiny thief, [_to the Page_] and ...

honest bardolph, welcome! thou

DAVY dialogue

I hope to see London once ere I die.

I hope to see London once ere I die.

I hope to see London once ere I die.

hope see london

BARDOLPH dialogue

An I might see you there, Davy,—

An I might see you there, Davy,—

An I might see you there, Davy,—

might see you

SHALLOW dialogue

By the mass, you’ll crack a quart together, ha! will you not, Master

Bardolph?

By the mass, you’ll crack a quart together, ha! will you not, Master Bardolph?

By the mass, you’ll crack a quart together, ha! will you not, Master Bardolph?

the mass, you’ll crack

BARDOLPH dialogue

Yea, sir, in a pottle-pot.

Yea, sir, in a pottle-pot.

Yea, sir, in a pottle-pot.

yea, sir, pottle-pot.

SHALLOW dialogue

By God’s liggens, I thank thee. The knave will stick by thee, I can

assure thee that. He will not out, he. ’Tis true bred.

By God’s liggens, I thank you. The knave will stick by you, I can assure you that. He will not out, he. ’Tis true bred.

By God’s liggens, I thank you. The knave will stick by you, I can assure you that. He will not out, he. ’Tis true bred.

god’s liggens, thank

BARDOLPH dialogue

And I’ll stick by him, sir.

And I’ll stick by him, sir.

And I’ll stick by him, sir.

and i’ll stick him,

SHALLOW dialogue

Why, there spoke a king. Lack nothing! Be merry.

Why, there spoke a king. Lack nothing! Be merry.

Why, there spoke a king. Lack nothing! Be merry.

why, there spoke king.

[_Knocking within._]
Look who’s at door there, ho! Who knocks?
[_Exit Davy._]
[_To Silence, seeing him take off a bumper_.] Why, now you have done me
FALSTAFF dialogue

right.

right.

right.

right.

[_Singing._]
SILENCE ≋ verse dialogue

_Do me right,

And dub me knight:

Samingo._

Is’t not so?

_Do me right, And dub me knight: Samingo._ Is’t not so?

_Do me right, And dub me knight: Samingo._ Is’t not so?

_do right, and dub

FALSTAFF dialogue

’Tis so.

’Tis so.

’Tis so.

’tis so.

SILENCE dialogue

Is’t so? Why then, say an old man can do somewhat.

Is’t so? Why then, say an old man can do somewhat.

Is’t so? Why then, say an old man can do somewhat.

is’t so? why then, say

Enter Davy.
DAVY dialogue

An’t please your worship, there’s one Pistol come from the court with

news.

An’t please your worship, there’s one Pistol come from the court with news.

An’t please your worship, there’s one Pistol come from the court with news.

an’t please your worship, there’s

FALSTAFF dialogue

From the court? Let him come in.

From the court? Let him come in.

From the court? Let him come in.

from the court? let him

Enter Pistol.
How now, Pistol?
PISTOL dialogue

Sir John, God save you!

Sir John, God save you!

Sir John, God save you!

sir john, god save you!

FALSTAFF dialogue

What wind blew you hither, Pistol?

What wind blew you hither, Pistol?

What wind blew you hither, Pistol?

what wind blew you hither,

PISTOL dialogue

Not the ill wind which blows no man to good. Sweet knight, thou art now

one of the greatest men in this realm.

Not the ill wind which blows no man to good. Sweet knight, you Are now one of the greatest men in this realm.

Not the ill wind which blows no man to good. Sweet knight, you Are now one of the greatest men in this realm.

not the ill wind which

SILENCE dialogue

By’r lady, I think he be, but goodman Puff of Barson.

By’r lady, I think he be, but goodman Puff of Barson.

By’r lady, I think he be, but goodman Puff of Barson.

by’r lady, think

PISTOL ≋ verse dialogue

Puff!

Puff in thy teeth, most recreant coward base!

Sir John, I am thy Pistol and thy friend,

And helter-skelter have I rode to thee,

And tidings do I bring and lucky joys,

And golden times, and happy news of price.

Puff! Puff in your teeth, most recreant coward base! Sir John, I am your Pistol and your friend, And helter-skelter have I rode to you, And tidings do I bring and lucky joys, And golden times, and happy news of price.

Puff! Puff in your teeth, most recreant coward base! Sir John, I am your Pistol and your friend, And helter-skelter have I rode to you, And ...

puff! puff thy teeth,

FALSTAFF dialogue

I pray thee now, deliver them like a man of this world.

I pray you now, deliver them like a man of this world.

I pray you now, deliver them like a man of this world.

pray thee now, deliver

PISTOL ≋ verse dialogue

A foutre for the world and worldlings base!

I speak of Africa and golden joys.

A foutre for the world and worldlings base! I speak of Africa and golden joys.

A foutre for the world and worldlings base! I speak of Africa and golden joys.

foutre for the world

FALSTAFF ≋ verse dialogue

O base Assyrian knight, what is thy news?

Let King Cophetua know the truth thereof.

O base Assyrian knight, what is your news? Let King Cophetua know the truth thereof.

O base Assyrian knight, what is your news? Let King Cophetua know the truth thereof.

base assyrian knight, what

[_Singing_.] _And Robin Hood, Scarlet, and John._
PISTOL ≋ verse dialogue

Shall dunghill curs confront the Helicons?

And shall good news be baffled?

Then, Pistol, lay thy head in Furies’ lap.

Shall dunghill curs confront the Helicons? And shall good news be baffled? Then, Pistol, lay your head in Furies’ lap.

Shall dunghill curs confront the Helicons? And shall good news be baffled? Then, Pistol, lay your head in Furies’ lap.

shall dunghill curs confront the

SHALLOW dialogue

Honest gentleman, I know not your breeding.

Honest gentleman, I know not your breeding.

Honest gentleman, I know not your breeding.

honest gentleman, know not

PISTOL dialogue

Why then, lament therefor.

Why then, lament therefor.

Why then, lament therefor.

why then, lament therefor.

SHALLOW dialogue

Give me pardon, sir. If, sir, you come with news from the court, I take

it there’s but two ways, either to utter them, or conceal them. I am,

sir, under the King, in some authority.

Give me pardon, sir. If, sir, you come with news from the court, I take it there’s but two ways, either to utter them, or conceal them. I am, sir, under the King, in some authority.

Give me pardon, sir. If, sir, you come with news from the court, I take it there’s but two ways, either to utter them, or conceal them. I am...

give pardon, sir. if,

PISTOL dialogue

Under which king, Besonian? Speak, or die.

Under which king, Besonian? Speak, or die.

Under which king, Besonian? Speak, or die.

under which king, besonian? speak,

Why it matters This is the hinge moment. Pistol's melodrama conceals a real question: which king are you loyal to? The answer is about to be wrong.
SHALLOW dialogue

Under King Harry.

Under King Harry.

Under King Harry.

under king harry.

PISTOL dialogue

Harry the Fourth, or Fifth?

Harry the Fourth, or Fifth?

Harry the Fourth, or Fifth?

harry the fourth, fifth?

SHALLOW dialogue

Harry the Fourth.

Harry the Fourth.

Harry the Fourth.

harry the fourth.

PISTOL ≋ verse dialogue

A foutre for thine office!

Sir John, thy tender lambkin now is King;

Harry the Fifth’s the man. I speak the truth.

When Pistol lies, do this, and fig me, like

The bragging Spaniard.

A foutre for yours office! Sir John, your tender lambkin now is King; Harry the Fifth’s the man. I speak the truth. When Pistol lies, do this, and fig me, like The bragging Spaniard.

A foutre for yours office! Sir John, your tender lambkin now is King; Harry the Fifth’s the man. I speak the truth. When Pistol lies, do thi...

foutre for thine office!

FALSTAFF dialogue

What, is the old King dead?

What, is the old King dead?

What, is the old King dead?

what, the old king

PISTOL dialogue

As nail in door. The things I speak are just.

As nail in door. The things I speak are just.

As nail in door. The things I speak are just.

nail door. the

FALSTAFF dialogue

Away, Bardolph, saddle my horse. Master Robert Shallow, choose what

office thou wilt in the land, ’tis thine. Pistol, I will double-charge

thee with dignities.

Away, Bardolph, saddle my horse. Master Robert Shallow, choose what office you will in the land, ’tis yours. Pistol, I will double-charge you with dignities.

Away, Bardolph, saddle my horse. Master Robert Shallow, choose what office you will in the land, ’tis yours. Pistol, I will double-charge yo...

away, bardolph, saddle horse.

Why it matters This is the exact moment Falstaff's tragedy begins. He has just heard in 5-2 (unknown to him) that the new king declared the tide turned. He hears only that his friend is king and immediately starts dispensing patronage he does not have.
BARDOLPH ≋ verse dialogue

O joyful day!

I would not take a knighthood for my fortune.

O joyful day! I would not take a knighthood for my fortune.

O joyful day! I would not take a knighthood for my fortune.

joyful day! would

PISTOL dialogue

What! I do bring good news.

What! I do bring good news.

What! I do bring good news.

what! bring good

FALSTAFF dialogue

Carry Master Silence to bed. Master Shallow, my Lord Shallow, be what

thou wilt; I am Fortune’s steward! Get on thy boots, we’ll ride all

night. O sweet Pistol! Away, Bardolph!

Carry Master Silence to bed. Master Shallow, my Lord Shallow, be what you will; I am Fortune’s steward! Get on your boots, we’ll ride all night. O sweet Pistol! Away, Bardolph!

Carry Master Silence to bed. Master Shallow, my Lord Shallow, be what you will; I am Fortune’s steward! Get on your boots, we’ll ride all ni...

carry master silence bed.

"" A steward manages someone else's household and resources. Falstaff believes he is in charge of Fortune's gifts — that he controls the distribution of royal favour. He is catastrophically wrong. Fortune (and the king) will have other plans.
Why it matters The phrase 'Fortune's steward' is Falstaff's highest point of hubris — and his most complete misreading of who Hal has become. A steward manages another's wealth on their behalf. Falstaff is about to discover he was never appointed.
[_Exit Bardolph._]
Come, Pistol, utter more to me; and withal devise something to do
thyself good. Boot, boot, Master Shallow. I know the young King is sick
for me. Let us take any man’s horses. The laws of England are at my
commandment. Blessed are they that have been my friends, and woe to my
Lord Chief Justice!
PISTOL ≋ verse dialogue

Let vultures vile seize on his lungs also!

“Where is the life that late I led?” say they:

Why, here it is; welcome these pleasant days!

Let vultures vile seize on his lungs also! “Where is the life that late I led?” say they: Why, here it is; welcome these pleasant days!

Let vultures vile seize on his lungs also! “Where is the life that late I led?” say they: Why, here it is; welcome these pleasant days!

let vultures vile seize

[_Exeunt._]

The Reckoning

The dramatic contrast is everything here. In scene 5-2 we have just watched Hal become king and declare the tide of blood turned. In scene 5-3, in a country orchard, Falstaff hears the same news and his response is to see himself as the power behind the throne — 'I am Fortune's steward.' He is completely wrong about what kind of king Harry will be. The drinking songs of Silence make this scene both comic and ominous: even the quietest man in England is singing, and the loudest is about to be silenced forever.

If this happened today…

A man who spent years cultivating a friendship with someone he assumed would become a powerful executive has been waiting at a country dinner for word. His phone buzzes. The CEO died. His friend is now running the company. He leaps up: 'Pack your bags, we're driving to the city tonight. I've been waiting for this. I'm going to make you all rich.' He doesn't know his friend has spent the evening formally committing to a culture of impartial justice.

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