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Act 5, Scene 2 — Rossillon. The inner court of the Countess’s palace.
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The argument Parolles arrives at Rossillon in rags, is mocked by the Clown, and appealed to Lafew — who, after some sport at his expense, agrees to take him in.
Enter Clown and Parolles.
PAROLLES PAROLLES

Good Monsieur Lavache, give my Lord Lafew this letter; I have ere now,

sir, been better known to you, when I have held familiarity with

fresher clothes; but I am now, sir, muddied in Fortune’s mood, and

smell somewhat strong of her strong displeasure.

Good Monsieur Lavache, give my Lord Lafew this letter; I have before now, sir, been better known to you, when I have held familiarity with fresher clothes; but I am now, sir, muddied in Fortune’s mood, and smell somewhat strong of her strong displeasure.

good monsieur lavache, give my lord lafew th's letter; i 've before now, sir, been better known to you, when i 've held familiarity with fresher clothes; but i am now, sir, muddied in fortune’s mood, and smell somewhat strong of her strong displeasure.

Good Monsieur Lavache, give my Lord Lafew this letter; I have before...

"muddied in Fortune’s mood" Parolles literalizes the metaphor — he is actually covered in mud, not just metaphorically down on his luck. Fortune's 'displeasure' smells because he has been literally sleeping rough. The Clown will take this as an invitation to pun on sewage.
CLOWN CLOWN

Truly, Fortune’s displeasure is but sluttish, if it smell so strongly

as thou speak’st of. I will henceforth eat no fish of Fortune’s

buttering. Pr’ythee, allow the wind.

Truly, Fortune’s displeasure is but sluttish, if it smell so strongly as you speak’st of. I will henceforth eat no fish of Fortune’s buttering. Pr’ythee, allow the wind.

truly, fortune’s displeasure 's but sluttish, if it smell so strongly as you speak’st of. i will henceforth eat no fish of fortune’s buttering. pr’ythee, allow the wind.

Truly, Fortune’s displeasure is but sluttish, if it smell so strongly as...

PAROLLES PAROLLES

Nay, you need not to stop your nose, sir. I spake but by a metaphor.

no, you need not to stop your nose, sir. I spake but by a metaphor.

no, you need not to stop your nose, sir. i spake but by a metaphor.

no, you need not to stop your nose, sir. I spake but...

CLOWN CLOWN

Indeed, sir, if your metaphor stink, I will stop my nose, or against

any man’s metaphor. Pr’ythee, get thee further.

Indeed, sir, if your metaphor stink, I will stop my nose, or against any man’s metaphor. Pr’ythee, get you further.

indeed, sir, if your metaphor stink, i will stop my nose, or against any man’s metaphor. pr’ythee, get you further.

Indeed, sir, if your metaphor stink, I will stop my nose, or...

PAROLLES PAROLLES

Pray you, sir, deliver me this paper.

Pray you, sir, deliver me this paper.

pray you, sir, deliver me th's paper.

Pray you, sir, deliver me this paper.

CLOWN CLOWN

Foh, pr’ythee stand away. A paper from Fortune’s close-stool to give to

a nobleman! Look here he comes himself.

Foh, pr’ythee stand away. A paper from Fortune’s close-stool to give to a nobleman! Look here he comes himself.

foh, pr’ythee stand away. a paper from fortune’s close-stool to give to a nobleman! look here he comes himself.

Foh, pr’ythee stand away. A paper from Fortune’s close-stool to give to...

Enter Lafew.
Here is a pur of Fortune’s, sir, or of Fortune’s cat, but not a
musk-cat, that has fallen into the unclean fishpond of her displeasure,
and as he says, is muddied withal. Pray you, sir, use the carp as you
may, for he looks like a poor, decayed, ingenious, foolish, rascally
knave. I do pity his distress in my similes of comfort, and leave him
to your lordship.
[_Exit._]
PAROLLES PAROLLES

My lord, I am a man whom Fortune hath cruelly scratch’d.

My lord, I am a man whom Fortune has cruelly scratch’d.

my lord, i am a man whom fortune has cruelly scratch’d.

My lord, I am a man whom Fortune has cruelly scratch’d.

LAFEW LAFEW

And what would you have me to do? ’Tis too late to pare her nails now.

Wherein have you played the knave with Fortune that she should scratch

you, who of herself is a good lady, and would not have knaves thrive

long under her? There’s a quart d’ecu for you. Let the justices make

you and Fortune friends; I am for other business.

And what would you have me to do? ’is too late to pare her nails now. Wherein have you played the knave with Fortune that she should scratch you, who of herself is a good lady, and would not have knaves thrive long under her? There’s a quart d’ecu for you. Let the justices make you and Fortune friends; I am for other business.

and what would you 've me to do? ’t's too late to p're her nails now. wherein 've you played the knave with fortune that she should scratch you, who of herself 's a good lady, and would not 've knaves thrive long under her? there’s a quart d’ecu for you. let the justices make you and fortune friends; i am for other business.

And what would you have me to do? ’is too late to...

PAROLLES PAROLLES

I beseech your honour to hear me one single word.

I beseech your honour to hear me one single word.

i beseech your honour to hear me one single word.

I beseech your honour to hear me one single word.

LAFEW LAFEW

You beg a single penny more. Come, you shall ha’t; save your word.

You beg a single penny more. Come, you shall ha’t; save your word.

you beg a single penny more. come, you shall ha’t; save your word.

You beg a single penny more. Come, you shall ha’t; save your...

PAROLLES PAROLLES

My name, my good lord, is Parolles.

My name, my good lord, is Parolles.

my name, my good lord, 's parolles.

My name, my good lord, is Parolles.

Why it matters Parolles gives his name — just his name, nothing else. No title, no rank, no performance. This is the fulfillment of his promise to himself in 4-3: 'Simply the thing I am shall make me live.'
↩ Callback to 4-3 Parolles saying only his name — 'My name, my good lord, is Parolles' — is the direct fulfillment of 4-3's closing speech: 'Simply the thing I am / Shall make me live.' He presents himself as nothing more or less than what he is.
LAFEW LAFEW

You beg more than word then. Cox my passion! Give me your hand. How

does your drum?

You beg more than word then. Cox my passion! Give me your hand. How does your drum?

you beg more than word then. cox my passion! give me your hand. how does your drum?

You beg more than word then. Cox my passion! Give me your...

PAROLLES PAROLLES

O my good lord, you were the first that found me.

O my good lord, you were the first that found me.

o my good lord, you were the first that found me.

O my good lord, you were the first that found me.

LAFEW LAFEW

Was I, in sooth? And I was the first that lost thee.

Was I, in sooth? And I was the first that lost you.

was i, in sooth? and i was the first that lost you.

Was I, in sooth? And I was the first that lost you.

PAROLLES PAROLLES

It lies in you, my lord, to bring me in some grace, for you did bring

me out.

It lies in you, my lord, to bring me in some grace, for you did bring me out.

it lies in you, my lord, to bring me in some grace, for you did bring me out.

It lies in you, my lord, to bring me in some grace,...

LAFEW LAFEW

Out upon thee, knave! dost thou put upon me at once both the office of

God and the devil? One brings thee in grace, and the other brings thee

out.

Out upon you, knave! do you put upon me at once both the office of God and the devil? One brings you in grace, and the other brings you out.

out upon you, knave! do you put upon me at once both the office of god and the devil? one brings you in grace, and the other brings you out.

Out upon you, knave! do you put upon me at once both...

[_Trumpets sound._]
The king’s coming; I know by his trumpets. Sirrah, inquire further
after me. I had talk of you last night; though you are a fool and a
knave, you shall eat. Go to; follow.
PAROLLES PAROLLES

I praise God for you.

I praise God for you.

i praise god for you.

I praise God for you.

Why it matters Parolles' last line in this scene — 'I praise God for you' — is his simplest. No performance, no bravado, no strategy. Just gratitude. A man who lived by words for twenty years says three and means them.
[_Exeunt._]

The Reckoning

This is Parolles' redemption scene, and it works exactly because it's not presented as redemption. He shows up muddy, humiliated, and begging. The Clown has tremendous fun at his expense. And Lafew — the man who first identified him as a fraud back in Act 2 — sees through the performance in a completely different direction: he gives the man his hand and takes him in. The scene ends with the King's trumpets, pulling everyone toward the final reckoning. Parolles says only three words before exiting: 'I praise God for you.' It's perfect.

If this happened today…

The former Chief Evangelist from the failed startup turns up at the company's office party, wearing the same clothes he was photographed in three months ago on the night of the sting. The company's sharpest intern loudly describes him as 'a cat that fell into the sewer of Fortune's displeasure.' The old chairman — who fired him — comes in. They exchange a look. The chairman says: 'I found you first. And I lost you first.' He takes out his card, says 'you're a fool and a knave, but you'll eat,' and the intern is promptly sent to get drinks.

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